1. When you just literally, physically can't.
2. When you forgot to bring water to bed.
3. When you wake up in bed with your sworn enemy.
4. And no matter how hard you try, you can't go back to sleep.
5. When you first lay eyes on a bagel.
6. When you get a whiff of last night's alcohol out of nowhere.
7. When you have to go anywhere or do anything.
8. When you're basically paying rent in the bathroom at this point.
9. When you need this and this.
10. When you activate your deepest defense mechanisms.
11. When it's bright. Why is it so bright?
12. When even the sight of wine is enough to make you dry heave.
13. When someone says "Get dressed, we're going to brunch."
14. When you get in the car and question if it's really legal for you to drive yet.
15. When you get to brunch, but you refuse to socialize.
16. When the nausea hits you out of nowhere.
17. When this is fine.
18. When you snap your current state and send it to whoever did this to you.
19. When someone asks if you're planning on staying in bed all day.
20. When you really try to be a productive member of society.
21. When you show up to work in yesterday's clothes.
22. When Sharon from accounting asks if you had a big night last night.
23. When you just want to be alone with your stories.
24. And takeout is your new religion.
25. But then, miraculously, when the squad suggests happy hour...
