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15 Blackboard Signs That Will Teach You Important Lessons About Life

"Farts are the ghosts of the things we eat."

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1. This A+ observation.

I don't want to get technical or anything but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!

2. This somber truth about our dearly devoured food.

FARTS are the GHOSTS of the things we EAT. ha ha ha

3. This important truth about poetry.

Roses are Red

Bacon is Red

Poems are hard


4. This thought about true love.

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "here are 7 other singles that watched Grey's Anatomy for 8 hours straight"

5. This harsh reminder that fairytales aren't real at all.

Life is not a fairytale / if you lose your shoe at midnight you're drunk!

6. This uncomfortable existential reality.

HOT waffles with toppings!!! One way to fill up that EMPTINESS inside!

7. This sign that just gets you.

FRAPPES colder than your ex's heart. <3

8. And this quite astute observation.

"Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer but didn't."

9. This very legitimate criticism.

I won't be impressed w/technology until I can download BEER!

10. And this very heartwarming invitation.

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met.

11. This quite meaningful admission.

I like you more than coffee.

12. This pledge of allegiance to mind-altering substances.

GIVE ME COFFEE to change the things I can + WINE to accept the thing I CAN'T!

13. This silly little mixup, ha ha!

NO HIPSTERS. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. NO HAMSTERS.

14. This impeccable logic.






(you're welcome)

15. And this.

You are ~exactly~ who + what + where you are supposed to be and YOU ARE LOVELY.

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