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15 Blackboard Signs That Will Teach You Important Lessons About Life

"Farts are the ghosts of the things we eat."

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1. This A+ observation.

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I don't want to get technical or anything but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!

2. This somber truth about our dearly devoured food.

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FARTS are the GHOSTS of the things we EAT. ha ha ha

3. This important truth about poetry.

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Roses are Red

Bacon is Red

Poems are hard

Bacon

4. This thought about true love.

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What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "here are 7 other singles that watched Grey's Anatomy for 8 hours straight"

5. This harsh reminder that fairytales aren't real at all.

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Life is not a fairytale / if you lose your shoe at midnight you're drunk!

6. This uncomfortable existential reality.

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HOT waffles with toppings!!! One way to fill up that EMPTINESS inside!

7. This sign that just gets you.

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FRAPPES colder than your ex's heart. <3

8. And this quite astute observation.

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"Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could've become beer but didn't."

9. This very legitimate criticism.

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I won't be impressed w/technology until I can download BEER!

10. And this very heartwarming invitation.

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A stranger is just a friend you haven't met.

11. This quite meaningful admission.

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I like you more than coffee.

12. This pledge of allegiance to mind-altering substances.

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GIVE ME COFFEE to change the things I can + WINE to accept the thing I CAN'T!

13. This silly little mixup, ha ha!

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NO HIPSTERS. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. NO HAMSTERS.

14. This impeccable logic.

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HOPS ARE PLANTS

PLANTS ARE VEGETABLES

VEGETABLES MAKE SALAD

THEREFORE...

BEER IS SALAD

(you're welcome)

15. And this.

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You are ~exactly~ who + what + where you are supposed to be and YOU ARE LOVELY.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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