9 Things All Girls Secretly Do But Don't Talk About

Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs.

1. Investigating your face for hairs growing in strange places.

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Then plucking the blighters out.

2. Pushing your boobs together to see how good your cleavage is.

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They look amazing if you just ignore your arms shoving them in at the sides.

3. Lying on your bed for hours in your towel after having a shower.

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Not only do you get cold but also your soul is damaged by such shameless stalking.

4. Naked stretching.

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It's a sort of yoga/Pilates/daydreaming mashup.

5. Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs.

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No one has ever seen one growing, but they sprout like an inch in a day. Truly one of life's great mysteries.

6. Putting on a full face of makeup and your highest heels AND NOTHING ELSE, and singing and dancing like a pop star in your bedroom.

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You're convinced if someone in the music business heard you, you'd be signed immediately. In your head, you practise your Grammy acceptance speech and figure out a plan for evading the paparazzi.

7. Taking a selfie of your ugliest face.

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Then sending it to someone you love.

8. Having a made-up argument with your friend in your head.

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And feeling really hurt because of all the things you imagined they said to you.

9. Having some *alone time* with something not designed for that purpose.

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What an exciting time to be a showerhead.