1.
Worn the same sweaty shorts to the gym a handful of times.
2.
Worn the same jeans for a few weeks straight, too.
3.
Flipped your boxers inside-out because you were too lazy to do laundry...
4.
Or given them the ~smell test~.
5.
Basked in the smell of your own fart.
6.
Delayed showering to relish in your own scent.
7.
Picked your toenails and left the remnants wherever they fell.
8.
Picked your nose and examined the contents for color, texture, and hair.
9.
And on the occasions where they still wouldn't come out, you vigorously blew your nose in the shower.
10.
Stuck your hands down your pants, cupped your balls for a bit, then sniffed your fingers.
11.
...and didn't even bother to wash your hands.
12.
Did that awkward sidestep to unstick your balls from your leg on a hot day.
13.
Executed the ~pinch and roll~ when your balls were itchy.
14.
Used your friend's deodorant to ~freshen up.~
15.
Used Febreze on dirty sheets to make them ~just like new~.
16.
Eaten food while taking a dump...
17.
Then took a picture of said dump and sent it to all your friends in the group chat.
18.
Stood a couple feet away from the toilet for target practice.
19.
Found somewhere to masturbate when hit with a particularly stubborn boner.
20.
And used literally ANYTHING within arms reach to clean up after.
