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20 Gross Things All Guys Have Secretly Done

*flips boxers inside-out* Perfect.

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1. Worn the same sweaty shorts to the gym a handful of times.

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2. Worn the same jeans for a few weeks straight, too.

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3. Flipped your boxers inside-out because you were too lazy to do laundry...

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4. Or given them the ~smell test~.

5. Basked in the smell of your own fart.

And probably also rated it and tried to differentiate the smells, too.
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And probably also rated it and tried to differentiate the smells, too.

6. Delayed showering to relish in your own scent.

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7. Picked your toenails and left the remnants wherever they fell.

Be it your couch, your bed, the floor — anywhere but the garbage, really.
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Be it your couch, your bed, the floor — anywhere but the garbage, really.

8. Picked your nose and examined the contents for color, texture, and hair.

Then flicked it in to the abyss that is your living room.
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Then flicked it in to the abyss that is your living room.

9. And on the occasions where they still wouldn't come out, you vigorously blew your nose in the shower.

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10. Stuck your hands down your pants, cupped your balls for a bit, then sniffed your fingers.

11. ...and didn't even bother to wash your hands.

12. Did that awkward sidestep to unstick your balls from your leg on a hot day.

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13. Executed the ~pinch and roll~ when your balls were itchy.

14. Used your friend's deodorant to ~freshen up.~

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15. Used Febreze on dirty sheets to make them ~just like new~.

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16. Eaten food while taking a dump...

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Who said men can't multitask?

17. Then took a picture of said dump and sent it to all your friends in the group chat.

Especially if it was unique in some sort of way.
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Especially if it was unique in some sort of way.

18. Stood a couple feet away from the toilet for target practice.

Maybe even competed with your friend at the urinals.
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Maybe even competed with your friend at the urinals.

19. Found somewhere to masturbate when hit with a particularly stubborn boner.

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20. And used literally ANYTHING within arms reach to clean up after.

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