14 Quarantine Tweets That Should Probably Only Be Read After Dark

    "Day five of quarantine: Just grabbed my own ass."

    As everyone knows, folks all over the world are quarantined due to the coronavirus, which means they're stuck at home, often lacking physical contact, with an abundance of spare time to tweet. What does that mean? Well...

    This Quarantine shit got everybody horny and acting out. 🙃🙃🙃

    Indeed, much of Twitter is horny, and it has resulted in these hilarious tweets:

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    *coming out of my room with red eyes after weeks of quarantine “I finished PornHub. The whole thing. I’ve seen it all. It is done.”

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    Day 2 of quarantine: This bonsai better chill tf out

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    When you been on quarantine for 8 weeks, alone, with only xvideos, pornhub, OnlyFans links, and you outta tissue

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    day 4 of quarantine..... bout to risk it all

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    *opens Pornhub for the 5th time today, after drinking since 10am and eating the entire Pizza I ordered for lunch* Ghosts also in quarantine with me:

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    day 5 in quarantine: i’ve found pottery tik tok. i am so horny.

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    day 5 of quarantine: just grabbed my own ass

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    When I’m stuck in quarantine but my mans horny https://t.co/Zu6lc6pZCV

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    Day 6 of quarantine https://t.co/OPX2dRCpvT

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    day 8 of quarantine: the ceiling is gonna make me act up