1. Foreign minister and deputy Liberal leader Julie Bishop has perfected waiting for her turn to speak.
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2. Will he be done soon?
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3. Marise Payne is Australia’s first female defence minister.
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4. One day, it will be Marise’s turn to speak.
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5. Women can wait with their glasses on.
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6. Or off.
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7. Here's a classic "put the women in close so on TV you can't see how few women we have but don't let them speak" move.
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8. As the only female head of government, Queensland premier Annastacia Palaszczuk was literally out of focus at the COAG sausage fest.
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9. One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has been waiting 20 years to have her voice heard.
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10. Anne Aly is the first Muslim woman elected to parliament. She don't got time for your shit.
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11. *epic eye roll*
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12. Can't. Hold. Back. Eye roll.
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13. Employment minister Michaelia Cash is still listening, she's just resting her eyes.
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14. Listening and awake and definitely not staring at a tiny bit of food on his face.
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15. This press conference is really great, but assistant treasurer Kelly O’Dwyer just needs to take a break for a second to look at… anything else.
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Turnbull: Do you understand what I mean?
O'Dwyer: I definitely understand.
Morrison: Because it's really complicated.
O'Dwyer: I get it.
Turnbull: Let me explain again.
16. He's talking about his 100 Positive Policies AGAIN.
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17. *raises eyebrow*
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18. Liberal backbencher Sarah Henderson has perfected "really happy to be here" face.
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19. Terri Butler and Clare O'Neil have zero time for mansplaining.
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20. NO. REALLY? GO ON.
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21. *sigh*
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22. “Did he say agile again? Malcolm, stop trying to make agile happen. It’s not going to happen.”
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23. "Agile? No, I’ve never heard that from you before, Malcolm."
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24. Katy Gallagher keeps waiting, but it’s not going to make him more interesting.
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25. “But enough about me, how do you think I’m doing, Sussan?”
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26. Penny Wong is so done.
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27. Same.
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