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    21 People Shared Their Most Embarrassing Sexual Encounters, And I Can't Stop Cringing

    "He went for anal, and I'd had Taco Bell for lunch... Things got gross."

    Sometimes, sex can be an amazing connection between two people, and other can get a little awkward.

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    In a now viral Reddit thread, user u/HotFront8940 asked the internet: What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? Here are some of the top-voted responses:

    1. "My mother-in-law walked into the room to give us morning coffee...while I was under the covers giving my husband a blowjob. I stopped when the door opened and stayed under the duvet. She then tried to talk to us and asked why I was hiding. Most awkward experience ever."

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    2. "My parents moved me out into the middle of nowhere at the age of 16. There's a large field in the middle of the woods a few miles away. Me and my girlfriend went out there and proceeded to get busy, and a few minutes later I heard a helicopter nearby. I didn't think anything of it. All of a sudden there was a large spotlight on us. The National Guard uses it as a training area to practice night landings."


    3. "[We were having sex] on a sofa bed and it folded up with us in it. We had to get her sister to come unfold it so we could get out. Got a scar on my rump where I got jabbed with a rogue spring."

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    4. "My stepfather liked to joke around and ask embarrassing questions. He asked me and my wife how was the upside-down sex last night. She hit me on the shoulder saying, 'You told him.' I said, 'No, but you just did.' My stepfather went beet red. He never gets embarrassed. He never made any sex jokes with us after that."


    5. "Cops busted my ex-boyfriend and me in a parking lot. They threw open my car doors, guns drawn and everything."

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    6. "Had sex in a Mini Cooper — this was back in high school — and it started raining on the way to the car. My girl's feet got muddy. I woke up in the morning to my dad because he had to grab something from my car and asked why there were footprints on the roof, windows, etc."


    7. "Drank too much and woke up next to a girl while realizing I had wet the bed. I grabbed a half empty beer from the end table and threw it on the bed to play it off as a spilt beer. She played it cool at the time, acting like she believed me, but as soon as we started seeing different people she said I owed her a new mattress. 😑"


    8. "Being the third wheel in a threesome. Never again."

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    9. "Cops busted down the bedroom door at a party just as I was coming from a blowjob. She bolted and it's just me and the cop. He goes, 'Jesus fucking Christ, get the fuck outta here.' So I had to tuck and run."


    10. "Had been dating this girl for a while and she was riding me in the backseat of my car, and I really had to fart. Tried to let it out subtly and it ended up being loud AF."


    11. "I'm a Type 1 diabetic and my blood sugar tanked while doing the dirty. I went soft inside her. She was very understanding, I ate some candy, and we were back at it five minutes later."

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    12. "I farted while getting eaten out. He proposed about four months later though, so it worked out."


    13. "We weren't feeling the position we were in. We decided to change positions and she accidentally head-butted me. I ended up passing out from blood loss in an empty bathtub."


    14. I was with a friend and we were getting busy. I was probably hit by stress, because I had to stop everything and run to the toilet. I had the worst diarrhea ever and I swear, he could probably smell it from his room. I wanted to disappear."

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    15. "I threw up on him while giving head."


    16. "On my first date I went for a kiss and she didn't object. But I was so nervous that midway I changed my mind and hugged her. She looked confused. I apologized and asked if I could try again. She agreed, so I went for second try and...hugged her again. She left after that."

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    17. "Said 'put it in, baby'... It had been in for a while apparently. 😬🤣 That killed the mood immediately."


    18. "I went to pull her hair during doggy style, while simultaneously moving my head to kiss her neck. Ended up head-butting myself with her head and got a bloody nose."

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    19. "I was having a one night stand and I was on my period, which just made everything extra slippery and gushy. Every time he thrust into me, it made this incredibly loud fart sound. Not a queef, but like the sound from squishing your hand in your armpit, or like squishing slime in a container. So I just started moaning louder to try to distract from the high volume toots. In conclusion, I ended up scream-moaning in unison with the faux farts until it’s over. Yeah, we never talked again."


    20. "I shitted when I came."


    21. "First time sleeping with this guy, it was in his car. He went for anal, and I'd had Taco Bell for lunch... Things got gross. He was incredibly understanding!"

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    You can uncover your eyes now, it's over!