Colby Rasmus Celebrates Someone Else's Home Run By Pretending To Masturbate

    OK.

    In the sixth inning of Saturday's game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Boston Red Sox, Jays outfielder Jose Bautista sent a solo shot over the wall and into the parking lot.

    Teammate Colby Rasmus celebrated like so.

    Just one question here:

    What the hell?