The-Slayers: Nicki Minaj, Beyoncé, or Rihanna
Bad Blood: Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry
Sing your heart out: Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, and Demi Lovato
Legendary Blonde Pop Stars: Britney, Christina, or Jessica Simpson
Baby Mama Drama: Amber Rose, Blac Chyna, or Christina Milian
Kardashian Khaos: Kim, Kourtney, or Khloe Kardashian
From Laguna to the Hills: Lauren Conrad, Heidi (Montag) Pratt, or Whitney Port
The "it" girls of the moment: Zoë Kravitz, Kendall Jenner, or Cara Delevingne
Battle of the B-Listers: Ciara, Rita Ora, or Iggy Azalea
The Sweethearts: Emma Stone, Leighton Meester, or Rachel Bilson
Battle of Ben Affleck's present & past loves: Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, or Gwyneth Paltrow
The Lifetime Achievement Award: Maddona, Cher, or Betty White
This post has been updated to reflect that Jennifer Garner isn't an ex of Ben Affleck's. We'll have to start reading less tabloids.