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21 Brits Who Aren’t Really Concerned About The Terror Threat Level

There’s an increased terror threat level. Unfortunately everyone’s just making jokes.

On Friday the UK government raised the terrorist threat level from “substantial” to “severe”.


Unfortunately, because the internet’s like that, people struggled to take such a vaguely worded warning seriously. And suddenly the internet was flooded with people making up their own terror threat levels. It went something like this.

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Threat Level : Seven missed calls from your Mum

— jamiesont (@tom jamieson)
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Threat level: Now much higher, Mistress. And, the Doctor is involved.

— claytonhickman (@Clayton Hickman)
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Threat level: entering seventh hour of fourteen hour shift and hangover is refusing to shift. Bleak.

— jessbrammar (@Jess Brammar)
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Threat level: Pocket dialling your ex twice in a row at 11:26pm on a Friday.

— Shinybiscuit (@")
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Threat level raised from karaoke to non-ironic karaoke

— Kieran_C (@kieran)
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THREAT LEVEL: Chronic shortage of cat videos on Youtube.

— Unity_MoT (@Unity)
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Threat level: TOP BANTZ

— PrimlyStable (@Primly Stable)
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Threat level: glanced at watch in pub & realised last tube has gone, will have to spend ꌰ on a taxi & "won't be out late" claim in tatters

— TomPowdrill (@Tom Powdrill)
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Threat level: that might be the back of your ex's head you glimpsed on the other side of the crowded bar by the loos, and you need the loo.

— JonBradfield (@Jon Bradfield)
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Threat level: fifteen missed calls

— damongreenITV (@Damon Green)
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Threat level: "didn't you get my Facebook message?"

— leftoutside (@Left Outside)
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Threat level:

— mongbow (@Amy)
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Threat level: Java update.

— mattleys (@Matt Leys)
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Threat Level- Former Radio One disc jockey.

— rensma71 (@paul)
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Threat Level : Katie Hopkins has a new prime time TV show.

— Its_MikeM (@Mike)
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Threat level: you go to a gig, the singer announces: "we're only going to be playing new songs tonight".

— youngvulgarian (@Marie Le Conte)
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Threat Level: Ed Balls

— Yer_ActualGTC (@Yer Actual GTC)

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