1. "You what?"
2. "Really?"
3. "Hmmm...."
4. "Oh dear."
5. "I wish I was back on Newsnight. I really do. I can't admit it but I wish I was there. And I'm now going to take this out on you, David Cameron."
6. "I'll eat you for breakfast. And I have double black pudding."
7. "Why are you deigning to bother me with your presence....?"
8. "You. Me. Outside. Now."
9. "Worship me. Now. Prostrate yourself."
