So, Boris Johnson tripped up a 9-year-old boy during a football match.
Let's see that again. Is his eye on the ball, or the man?
He goes in for the kill...
...and definite contact is made.
A stonewall foul, if you ask us.
And he didn't even get the ball.
The worst thing is, he has past form – look at this shocker from a charity match in 2006.