Definitive Ranking Of The World's Hottest Soccer Players

Soccer doesn't stop when the World Cup stops, and neither does my swooning.

20. Mesut Özil (Arsenal/ Germany)

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Player Status: His manager at Arsenal doesn't really know what to do with him (c'mon Wenger, Ozil shouldn't be playing RW) but he does have a World Cup under his belt, can't ask for more than that.

Relationship Status: Was dating German popstar Mandy Capristo, but according to the Daily Mail, she's moved out of their apartment which means he's on the market. Rejoice!

19. David de Gea (Manchester United/ Spain)

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Player Status: Budding goal keeper for United. Next in line to regain the Spanish goal keeping throne from Spanish legend Iker Casillas.

Relationship Status: Seems like the keeper has got himself a keeper. Possibly dating a swimsuit model.

18. Chicharito (Real Madrid/ Mexico)

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Player Status: On the bench for Real Madrid, but scores every now and then. If you're into the whole boyish good looks thing, Chicharito is your man.

Relationship Status: Longtime relationship with Lety Sahagun

17. Guillermo Ochoa (Malaga/ Mexico)

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Player Status: Long hair don't care! Ochoa made headlines this year with a breakout world cup as Mexico's starting goal keeper.

Relationship Status: Currently dating Mexican model Karla Mora

16. Thomas Müller (Bayern Munich/ Germany)

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Player Status: Always looks like he's about to break something. Broke the hearts of every Brazilian on earth during the World Cup. Won the World Cup. Broke the hearts of Argentines everywhere. See what I mean?

Relationship Status: Married. Shux.

15. Robin Van Persie (Manchester United/ Netherlands)

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Player status: If you don't like loyalty he's your guy (sorry, Arsenal fan here). Scored the goal of the World Cup though.

Relationship Status: Married... with children!

14. Oscar (Chelsea/ Brazil)

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Player Status: Like Chicharito, Oscar has got the whole boyish good looks thing on lock. Remember when Germany beat Brazil 7-1? Oscar scored that lone Brazil goal. Good job Oscar, good effort.

Relationship Status: At just 23 years old, Oscar is married and has an adorable little baby!

13. Jack Wilshere (Arsenal/ England)

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Player Status: If you like hot heads and Brits, he's your guy!

Relationship Status: Recently split from his long-time girlfriend and mother of two, Lauren Neal.

12. Cesc Fabregas (Chelsea/ Spain)

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Player Status: Cesc is the PASS MASTER. Which means he's probably good at sharing and isn't selfish. But no seriously, his passing skills are superb. See here.

Relationship Status: Currently engaged to girlfriend Daniella Semaan.

They have quite the interesting story.

11. Aaron Ramsey (Arsenal/ Wales)

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Player Status: Possibly the greatest hair in all of England. He's also Welsh. Who doesn't love Welsh men.

Relationship Status: Recently married! Boy these footballers get married young.

10. Gareth Bale (Real Madrid/ Wales)

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Player Status: Okay I lied. Bale might have better hair than his Welsh teammate Aaron Ramsey. He also has the whole perfect bone structure thing going. Oh, and he's pretty good. Scores awesome goals like this.

Relationship Status: Has long-time girlfriend and adorable daughter!

9. Neymar Jr. (FC Barcelona/ Brazil)

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Player Status: Quite possibly the coolest footballer ever.

When he's not scoring sick goals like this, he's dishing out assists to the magical little Argentine known as Lionel Messi.

His Instagram game is on 100.

Relationship Status: Currently playing the field. Actually, always playing the field. Has an ADORABLE son.

8. Gerard Pique (FC Barcelona/ Spain)

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Player Status: Formerly one of the greatest CB's in the world, but struggling to find his way back on the top spot. He has won a World Cup for Spain so it aint all so bad.

Relationship Status: Shakira's baby daddy. Expecting baby #2 with the Latin goddess.

7. Yoann Gourcuff (Lyon/ France)

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Player Status: bonjour beau! voulez-vous un croissant ? He's French and plays for a French team, that's really all that is important here.

Relationship Status: Single & ready to mingle!

6. Clint Dempsey (Seattle Sounders/ USA)

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Player Status: USA World Cup hero! If you don't remember his goal from the World Cup then

a) reevaluate your life and b) re-live the greatness in it's entirety immediately.

Relationship Status: Married with three children.

5. Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid/ Spain)

Player Status: Hot head, often gets into fights, and thus often gets sent off.

If you're a Real Madrid fan I'm sure you enjoy his game, the rest of us want to break our tv's when we watch him play.

Relationship Status: Has a son with partner Pilar Rubio.

4. Marc Bartra (FC Barcelona/ Spain)

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Player Status: Often a back-up for Pique (see above) but has recently been called up to the Spanish National Team! Also, those eyes. #swoon.

Relationship Status: Has a girlfriend & a dog. Often takes pics with dog.

3. Olivier Giroud (Arsenal/ France)

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Player Status: Plays for 6th place Arsenal, but he's number one in our hearts. He's french. Has perfect hair. And perfect abs. I can't.

Relationship Status: Ugh. Married. Dammit.

2. James Rodríguez (Real Madrid/ Colombia)

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Player Status: The breakout star of the 2014 World Cup. Scored a whole lotta goals & salsa danced after scoring said goals. Now plays for Real Madrid on their journey to becoming the best looking team of all time. Has new underwear line called 'J10.' Swoon accordingly folks.

Relationship Status: Married to teammate's sister! They have an adorable daughter together.

1. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid/ Portugal)

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Player Status: Scores on and off the field if you know what I mean.

Among an array of legit trophies, he has an underwear line.

Relationship Status: Dating supermodel Irina Shayk because of course he is.

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Did I miss anyone? Let me know below, folks. #StaySwoonin'