Science·Posted on 14 Dec 201619 Tweets You'll Totally Get If You Google Your Symptoms"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."by by Elizabeth PearsBuzzFeed News Reporter, by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. daddy. @TayWest when you're sick and you google your symptoms and it tells you you've got five different diseases, you're pregnant… https://t.co/S26WPifrGd 11:40 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. bethany @bethughny me: don’t google your symptoms bc it will just give you more anxiety also me: well i have the black plague and 14 tropical diseases 08:17 PM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86 Me: hey what's this weird lump? WebMD: could be cancer. Me: it's a raisin stuck to my elbow... WebMD: you have two weeks. 03:48 AM - 02 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Leary @HaydnLear When your ill and you google your symptoms 07:53 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Ristolable @Ristolable He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor 04:51 PM - 06 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. A @amantha6 When you google your symptoms and your friends think you're nuts.🙄 05:08 AM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Brandon @tescobasicthor Here's a pro tip, don't google your symptoms when you're ill, makes you start thinking about what song they're going to play at your funeral 11:03 PM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Theo @pidotheo *feels like body's heating up *searches in Google for related symptoms *sees symptoms are under a serious disease 12:41 PM - 23 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. May @oreos_LOTR Me: ok brain, it's bedtime, goodnight Brain: yep. Brain:... Me:.... Brain: WAIT! Why does your armpit feel weird? GOOGLE LYMPHOMA SYMPTOMS! 04:47 AM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Sara-may x @_SaraMay omg my bottom teeth are aching so bad , time to search up my symptoms on Google 01:01 AM - 04 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Dana Lohrberg @danalohrberg Today WebMD diagnosed me with mono, a brain tumor, and panic disorder. Can't decide which one I'm going to go with. #hypochondriacproblems 08:32 PM - 30 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mallory @mallory_30 Why would I pay to go see a doctor when I already pay $40 a month for wifi and can just google my symptoms? 07:34 PM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Emilie Taylor-Brown @DrParasiteGirl #c19th equivalent of “don’t google your symptoms”. We have always had the WebMD effect! #ecrchat #histmed… https://t.co/9NqhLUNe73 12:09 PM - 31 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. uguubear @uguubear self diagnosing via the internet: >you have cancer >you're pregnant >read symptoms you don't have, suddenly start having said symptoms 03:12 AM - 25 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Gray Bear @graybear84 #IfDoctorsWereLikeWebMD You get a cancer! You get a cancer! Everyone gets cancer!!! 04:40 AM - 01 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Zack @Mr_Kapowski [types symptoms into WebMD] WebMD: Eww. Gross. 01:24 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Just Linda @LindaInDisguise Me: I know exactly what's wrong with me, Doctor. Dr: I told you no Google. You Googled, didn't you? Me: NO! Dr: Me: One TINY Google. 10:41 PM - 16 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. tight beams @mugkip WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac. 10:42 PM - 12 Jul 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Goats? @Gooooats I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey. 06:52 PM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite But, seriously, if you're really feeling ill, see a real doctor.👀