1.
When you walk past a display case full of pastries:
2.
When you remember what you planned to eat for dinner and it's mostly leaves:
3.
When you order one of those healthy pressed juices and then you taste it:
4.
When all your friends ask why you can't just cheat a little:
5.
When you pour the actual suggested serving size of cereal into your bowl:
6.
When the cashier at Whole Foods tells you how much your bag of seven items costs:
7.
When you try to enjoy yourself at a party but you know there's buffalo chicken dip in the room:
8.
When you're out enjoying a delicious, healthy dinner and someone at another table gets nachos:
9.
When you try to substitute spaghetti with spaghetti squash:
10.
When you realize you have a jar of Nutella in the back of your cabinet and you are faced with a decision:
11.
When you're just minding your own business and you catch a whiff of fast food:
12.
When you find a piece of old candy at the bottom of your bag:
13.
When you order your burrito in a damn bowl instead of a warm, soft tortilla:
14.
When you pretend to be a badass drinking straight liquor, but really you're crying inside because you gave up soda and this is gross:
15.
When you make it through one week without junk food:
16.
When you buy a bunch of fancy new healthy cooking gadgets but you have no idea WTF you're doing:
17.
When you finally figure out how to make the most delicious salad of all time:
18.
When you bring that delicious AF salad for lunch and all your co-workers get pizza:
19.
When you wake up to the smell of someone cooking bacon:
20.
When you just sit around thinking of a world full of butter, refined sugar, and simple carbs.
21.
When you ask the waiter for a side of broccoli but your heart is screaming mac 'n' cheese:
22.
When someone says they admire how strong and healthy you're being:
23.
When you accidentally snap at someone while in a hangry rage:
24.
When there's a birthday at the office and you walk by the half-eaten cake sitting in the kitchen:
25.
When your friends say they're leaving the bar to go get pizza:
26.
When you finally start to not hate kale and realize healthy eating can be delicious, too:
27.
...BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER DOUGHNUTS.
