1. Not touching this lectern (who knows where it's been).
2. Not touching revenue and financial services minister Kelly O'Dwyer's baby.
3. Not touching anything. *Need to concentrate on walking down these steps.*
4. Not touching the robotics.
5. Not touching this building.
6. Not touching this Peru construction site.
7. Not touching NYC.
8. Not touching that ferry ticket gate.
9. Not touching anything at Sydney's dirty Central station.
10. Or Melbourne's Chapel Street.
11. Not touching young people.
12. Even young Liberals.
13. Not touching these politicians.
14. Or Bill Shorten.
15. Gaah.
16. Not touching that yum cha.
17. Not touching the beer.
18. Not touching any jokes about "jobs and growth".
19. Not touching that football. Eww.
20. Not touching this architectural model of a tiny town.
21. Definitely not touching this map.
22. Or this map.
23. Not touching the French defence minister Jean-Yves Le Drian.
24. Not touching Chinese president Xi Jinping.
25. Not touching the shiny medals on the Chinese soliders... even though he really wants to.
26. Not touching the science or the scientist.
27. Not touching that dummy.
28. Not touching the cattle.
29. Not touching the Young Australians of the Year.
30. Or anyone for that matter.
31. No-one.
32. Nope.
