If you don't think there's anything wrong with the classics:
2.
Sage & Sausage Stuffing
3.
Perfect Mashed Potatoes
4.
Sweet Potato Casserole
If you want to add color to an ocean of beige:
6.
Roasted Squash With Mint & Pumpkin Seeds
7.
Farro Salad With Oven-Roasted Grapes & Autumn Greens
8.
Balsamic Roasted Root Vegetables
9.
Quinoa, Fennel & Pomegranate Salad
10.
Spiced Glazed Carrots
If all you care about is consuming maximum amounts of cornbread:
12.
Cornbread, Sausage & Pecan Dressing
13.
Cornbread Stuffing Muffins With Apple And Pancetta
14.
Cornbread Oyster Dressing
15.
Mini Corn Loaves With Cranberries & Pecans
If Brussels sprouts are your jam:
16.
Brussels Sprouts With Maple-Buttered Pecans
17.
Kale & Brussels Sprouts Salad
18.
Cream-Braised Brussels Sprouts
19.
Brussels Sprouts & Chestnuts In Brown Butter Sauce
20.
Brussels Sprouts With Shallots And Salt Pork
If you want to branch out into other vegetables:
21.
Crispy Cauliflower With Capers, Raisins & Breadcrumbs
22.
Roasted Stuffed Onions
23.
Swiss Chard & Sweet Potato Gratin
24.
Roasted Radicchio, Speck & Balsamic Salad
25.
Creamed Peas & Onions
If you're over regular old mashed potatoes:
26.
Maple-Whipped Sweet Potatoes
27.
Garlic Mashed Cauliflower
28.
Celery Root Puree With Toasted Hazelnuts
29.
Creamy Whipped Rutabaga
30.
Mashed Root Vegetables With Bacon Vinaigrette
If you want to eat at least one thing that isn't unhealthy:
31.
Butternut Squash & Kale Quinoa Stuffing
32.
Chopped Cucumber, Pear & Fennel Salad
34.
Roasted Squash & Radicchio Salad
35.
Slow-Cooked Tuscan Kale
If you plan to fill your entire plate with stuffing:
36.
Easy Sausage, Herb & Apple Stuffing
38.
Ciabatta Stuffing With Chorizo, Sweet Potato & Mushrooms
39.
Italian Mother-In-Law Dressing
40.
Parmesan & Leek Sourdough Stuffing
If you're not interested unless it involves cheese:
41.
Butternut Squash & Cheddar Bread Pudding
42.
Parsnip Gratin With Gruyere & Thyme
43.
Bacon & Caramelized Onion Mac 'n' Cheese
44.
Celery & Fennel Gratin
45.
Corn Pudding With Mushrooms And Ham
If it's all about the bread:
47.
Flaky Buttermilk Biscuits
48.
Corn. Buttermilk & Chive Popovers
50.
No-Knead Cloverleaf Rolls
If cranberry sauce is the real attraction:
52.
Candied Mandarin Oranges With Cranberries
54.
Cranberry-Orange Relish With Mint
55.
Grand Marnier-Spiked Cranberry & Pear Compote
If you think sides are just a distraction until dessert:
56.
Sweet Potato Casserole With Bourbon
57.
Roasted Apple & Winter Squash Soup
58.
Sweet Potato, Onion & Goat Cheese Galette
59.
Roasted Sweet Potatoes With Pecan Streusel
60.
Pear & Blue Cheese Tart
