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Updated on Dec 16, 2018. Posted on Mar 28, 2015

37 Absurd Kitchen Gadgets You Definitely Need In Your Life

If you don't think you need an automatic donut maker, you're not being honest with yourself.

1. Mini Kegerator Refrigerator & Draft Beer Dispenser, $159.99.

2. The Authentic Twinkie Maker, $29.95.

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What if Hostess shuts down again? WHAT THEN!?

3. Automatic Pancake Maker, $3,700.

4. Egg Cuber, $11.99.

5. 3D Latte Art Gun, $47.99.

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For your next latte art duel.

6. 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer, $9.95.

7. Automatic Mini Donut Factory, $149.99.

8. Waffle Bowl Maker, $15.41.

9. Pizza Box Oven, $59.99.

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10. Caramel & Candy Apple Maker, $27.95.

11. The Marinade Infusing Meat Tenderizer, $49.95.

Yup, you fully understand what's happening here.

12. Sunnyside Egg Shaper, $12.

13. Electric Ice Cream Sandwich Maker, $149.00.

14. Rösle Cherry Pitter, $39.30.

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For those mountains of cherries you consume on the reg.

15. Soft Pretzel Factory, $39.94.

16. The Only Three Course Electric Steamer, $249.95.

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Hard to believe there's only one of these.

17. Electric S'Mores Maker, $49.95.

18. The Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron, $58.95.

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Never accidentally eat someone else's meat again!

19. The Authentic Southern Sweet Tea Brewer, $49.95.

20. Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge, $149.99.

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Mother always said, "Only eat food that's been bathed in a green glow."

21. The Chill Maintaining Margarita Glass, $79.95.

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Maintain your chill.

22. The Instant French Fry Slicer, $69.95.

23. Fiesta Series Taco Toaster, $21.56.

24. Electric Rabbit Corkscrew With Built-In Foil Cutter, $42.85.

25. The Frozen Fruit Soft Serve Processor, $69.95.

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For those late-night banana sludge cravings.

26. The 10-Egg Steamer, $49.95.

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When have you NOT needed to steam ten eggs at once?

27. The Taste Enhancing Forks, $59.95.

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This fork "exploits the relationship between taste and smell by releasing different aromas that enhance the flavors of food." So...there's that.

28. The Countertop Snow Cone Machine, $59.95.

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Get an amusement park-worthy brain freeze without leaving the comfort of your kitchen!

29. Handpresso Outdoor Espresso Set, $195.

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What's a picnic without espresso? (Answer: Just a meal eaten outside on a blanket.)

30. Table Tap, $249.

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Every drink should feel like science class.

31. Brookstone Grill Alert Talking Remote Meat Thermometer, $79.99.

"Excuse me, I have to take this: It's my steak."

32. The Professional Microbrewery, $45,000.

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Become the craft brewer you were meant to be.

33. The Marshall Amp Fridge, $399.99.

Might as well get a guitar while you're at it!

34. The Authentic Languiole Champagne Sabre, $199.95.

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C'mon, IT'S ON SALE.

35. The Only Indoor Rotisserie Turkey Fryer, $279.95.

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How did ever you have Thanksgiving before this!?

36. Glass Tank Self-Refilling Glass, $319.

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Pouring another glass is for peasants.

37. The Robotic Bartender, $25,000.

If the goal of the approaching robot revolution is to get us all drunk, so be it.

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