5. Marv’s “facials” take precedence.
10. But you might protest Marv’s naivety. “He’s just old Marv Albert, from a time before controversial sex acts!”
12. I think it’s safe to assume that Marv Albert knows what a facial is.
13. Anyway, in the privacy of his own home, Marv can call dunks whatever he wants. Money shots, payloads, kid bombs.
15. But Marv: When you’re on TV, stop calling dunks “facials.” It’s making us uncomfortable.