The 35 Things You Do At Catdance

The first annual Catdance Film Festival was held in Park City, Utah, this past week, and I was lucky enough to attend. This is what goes down at a film festival dedicated to cats.

1. Watch cats.

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2. Check out the DJ.

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3. Realize it’s the older brother from “Malcolm in the Middle.”

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4. Freak out.

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5. Text all of your friends that the DJ at the party you’re at is the older brother from “Malcolm in the Middle.”

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6. Wonder what he’s been up to all these years and why he’s DJ’ing at Catdance.

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7. Look cute in your new cat hat.

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8. Watch cats.

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9. Drink as many cat cocktails as you possibly can before the open bar ends.

I recommend the Feline Fresh.

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10. Wonder why AnnaLynne McCord’s sexy cat pose looks like this.

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11. Watch cats.

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12. Eat tomato soup.

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13. Watch cats.

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14. Admire the films that came before.

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15. Watch cats.

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16. Critique the cats.

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17. Watch more cats.

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18. Learn about the inspiration and directorial process for the cat films from the directors themselves.

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19. Watch Annalynne really connect with the filmmakers.

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20. Hate on dogs.

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21. Be jealous of the filmmakers for getting golden poop scoopers.

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22. Watch cats.

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23. Take a picture like this.

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24. Watch cats.

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25. Get a giant tramp stamp of cat paws.

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26. Try to go to the litter box.

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27. Cry because the line is so goddamn long.

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28. Bump ‘n’ grind.

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29. Watch cats.

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30. Bump ‘n’ grind some more.

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31. Wonder if a ball of yarn is really the equivalent of an orgasm for cats.

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32. Think about how cool it is that Catdance exists.

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33. Watch a ball of yarn.

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34. Get a bag from a woman in a onesie.

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35. Wish that every day was Catdance day.


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All pics taken by me.

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