1. "Oh, how sweet! A card from my niece! And it reads: For a special..."
2. Perfect for those with familicidal tendencies.
3. For that fork in the marital road.
4. When you're like: Is it though?
5. For the cat with opposable thumbs.
6. When you're in the will.
7. When you're all like: Lo siento, pero...
8. When no one's hiding it anymore.
9. When you lose a job and you're like...Yay?
10. For never.
11. To traumatize your children with...
12. For total creepers...
