Bill And Steve's Excellent Adventure
Just look at these guys.
Your Light Saber and You
Here's a vintage instructional lightsaber safety video.
Some Bullsh*t Happened
The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances.
The Future Of Apple
The future is near!
Christina Hendricks' NYMag Cover
I could found a religion on those hips.
Zen Kitty
You would be smiling too if you could balance tomatoes on your head and paws.
The Ultimate Interspecies High-Five
Maybe not the ultimate, but definitely the coldest and clammiest.
Thanks, Google! Love, China
People have started leaving flowers and Thank You Cards outside the Beijing Google office in response to their maybe-quitting China. (You can read about the business stuff below, or just look at the pretty flowers.)
'The Jeff Dunham Show' Cancelled!
Culture win?
Tough Girl
She doesn't take shit from anyone. [But what could make this child even more of a badass? Add yours!]
Periodic Table of Beer
This is actually insanely useful if you surround yourself with (/are) the types of people who like snotty microbrew bars.
Dangerous Wands
After graduating from Hogwarts, Hermione Granger decides to take on a real challenge. Teaching in the worst magic school around.
Newlyweds On The Job
A best man secretly set up a motion sensor attached to the newlyweds' bed which tweets every time it detects any "rocking" activity, along with a "frenzy index."
The Tetris God
And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you with crappy block pieces.
Facebook's New Terms Of Service
Facebook's terms of service (TOS) now says they can do whatever they want with your content, whenever they want.
F*ck You, I'm an Anteater
One of my all time favorite Photoshop jobs -- the famous "F*ck You, I'm an Anteater" Anteater shows up in a classic Edward Hopper painting.