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In French we don't say "he cheated on me" we say "Mel, assied toi faut qu'jte parle" and i think it's beautiful
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In French, we don't say "snow day" we say "putain mais c'est bloqué de partout MAIS AVANCE CONNARD TU SAIS PAS COND… https://t.co/NNvjJYCtaP
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In French we don't say "Happy new year!", we say "Bonne année ! Quoi ?! Ah ben si on peut encore, on est le 29, c'e… https://t.co/sQtJavBsCi
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In French we don't say "shit" we say "c'est la décadence la colère de dieu va s'abattre sur la France"
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In french we don't say "We don't care" we say "C'est bien éléonore on est content" and I find it so beautiful
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In French we don't say "I love you more than everything" we say "Je te laisse terminer mes frites" and I think it's beautiful
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in french we don't say "fuck the police" we say "vos daronnes elles boivent du sprite sa mère" and i think that's beautiful
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In french we don't say "réviser" but "tourner les pages avec une profonde lassitude" and i think it's beautiful
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In French, we don't say "next friday" but "vendredi prochain, fin vendredi là là, celui qui vient là, pas vendredi… https://t.co/rWewtt50XW
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In French we don't say "leave me alone", we say "tu fais trop pitié tu m'saoules vas y parle à ma main, si t'as pas… https://t.co/ZgWnt07Kxb
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In France, we don't say "Here's your change", we say "Felindra, tête de tigre" and I think it's beautiful.
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In French, we don't say "Men are trash", we say "Garçon si t'enlève la cédille ça fait garcon et gare aux cons ma f… https://t.co/upp7D0ZZKN
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in france we don't say "i'm scared" but "hé jsuis pas venue ici pour souffrir oké" and I think it's beautiful
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in french we don't say ''i don't care'' we say ''je m'en badigeonne les testicules avec le pinceau de l'indifférence'' and that's beautiful
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In French, we don’t say « shit happens », we say « heureusement, nous sommes la Nation Française », and I think it’s wonderful.