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26 Cosas que resumen cómo es crecer como hombre gay

*Hace la coreografía de "Slave" de Britney a solas en el cuarto* —> *Oye pasos* —> *Se mete en la cama y finge no estar haciendo nada*

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3. La razón por la que mirabas telenovelas con tu mamá:

When you're flipping TV channels with your mom in the room & pass by a movie with a shirtless guy. #GrowingUpGay

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6. Bueno, no importa; esta era la pregunta más incómoda:

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7. La elección más importante:

Trying to decide which part to sing #GrowingUpGay

8. Cuando básicamente eras espía:

#GrowingUpGay hearing your friends talk about gays not knowing you're one and feeling like an undercover spy infiltrating the hetero camp

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9. Por qué era tan importante tener amigas lindas:

When you befriend all the hot girls, and guys can't make fun of you, cause girls will hate them #GrowingUpGay

12. La evasiva obvia, ja ja:

#GrowingUpGay "NO! I like Britney Spears because she's HOT"

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14. Lo peor:

#GrowingUpGay When you were re enacting a pop concert in your room and heard footsteps

15. También de lo peor:

#GrowingUpGay "Can I see your phone" "NO UHHH... No" "What you got something to hide?"

16. El "...":

#GrowingUpGay when my parents asked if the girls I hung out with were my girlfriends

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18. Irse de prisa porque "mamá está usando la compu":

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20. La tienda que solías frecuentar:

#GrowingUpGay always trying to secretly look at the Abercrombie store while walking through the mall

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21. Cuando era importante llenar (o no llenar) tu perfil de Facebook:

#GrowingUpGay purposefully not filling in the "interested in" section on Facebook

22. La de Rachel Dolezal:

#GrowingUpGay Anyone: So you got a girlfriend? You:

23. Lo mismo vale para pasar por el equipo de natación:

#GrowingUpGay Walking by wrestling practice in school like...

24. Lo que era mirar TV con tus padres:

#GrowingUpGay when you're watching a TV show with your parents and someone in it is gay and you're just there like

25. Lo que era mirar deporte con tus amigos:

watching footballs games with your straight friends (gays are BEYONCÉ) #GrowingUpGay

26. Tu vida, en resumen:

#GrowingUpGay *clears browser history*