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You rarely do this — and only on especially exhausting days — but you nevertheless live in fear of your kid saying in front of someone, \"Can we eat Cheetos and caramel popcorn for dinner again?\"

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What the assignment says: \"Take your kindergartner to a crowded parking lot and walk around until you find the biggest car! What kind of car is it?\"

What you tell your kid it says: \"It wants you to name a big car.\"

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You dance like no one is watching (except for your kid, that is).

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\"Hey.... you!\"

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Your kid: \"What happened to all of the Teddy Grahams?\"

You: \"I, uh, had to throw them out. They were stale.\"

Your kid: \"But we just bought them!\"

You: \"...\"

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You don't turn the page, you turn the pages.

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\"Brush, brush, brush them top teeth! Now the ones on the bottom!\"

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Somedays you just need to punch out early.

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“Thanks, Mom!” “Don’t thank me, honey. Thank Dr. Heston.”

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\"Me? Oh, I don't sing,\" you tell people in public. \"Yeah, right,\" your kid thinks.

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You: \"You love dinosaurs so you're going to love Jurassic Park!\"

Twenty minutes later...

Your kid: \"AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!\"

You: \"We'll come back to this in a few years.\"

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“NO, MOM!!! NOT THE BLOWER!!! NO!!!!\" “Fine! Just wipe your hands on my pants.”

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You: \"If anyone asks you where you got it just say your great uncle sent it to you.\"

Your kid: \"But I don't have a great uncle.\"

You: \"You do now.\"

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Sorry, kid.

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You might even let your kid go to town with Snapchat filters.

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\"¿Yo? No, yo no canto\", es lo que le dices en público. \"Sí, claro\", es lo que piensa tu hijo.

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\"Me? Oh, I don't sing,\" you tell people in public. \"Yeah, right,\" your kid thinks.

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Bailas como si nadie te estuviera viendo (bueno, a excepción de tu hijo).

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You dance like no one is watching (except for your kid, that is).

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Hay días en que necesitas irte temprano a la cama.

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Somedays you just need to punch out early.

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f67407-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903348/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903348","body_tgt":"Investigas a los padres de los amigos de tu hijo en las redes sociales.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"9","type":"text","id":"8638532","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Investigate the parents of your kid's friends on social media."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f73243-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903352/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903352","body_tgt":"Olvidas el nombre de uno de los padres del amigo de tu hijo.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"10","type":"text","id":"8638710","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Forget the name of one of your kid’s friend’s parents."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"2","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5e1371b-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903344/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903344","body_tgt":"

\"Hola.... ¡tú!\".

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\"Hey.... you!\"

Lo que dice la tarea: \"Lleva a tu hijo a un estacionamiento lleno ¡y camina hasta encontrar el auto más grande! ¿Qué clase de auto es?\".

Lo que le dices a tu hijo que dice: \"Hay que escribir el nombre de un auto grande\".

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What the assignment says: \"Take your kindergartner to a crowded parking lot and walk around until you find the biggest car! What kind of car is it?\"

What you tell your kid it says: \"It wants you to name a big car.\"

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Lo siento, hijo.

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Sorry, kid.

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f6f05d-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903353/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903353","body_tgt":"Recreas la escena del \"Ciclo de la vida\" de The Lion King.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"16","type":"text","id":"8637085","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Re-enact the “Circle of Life” scene from The Lion King."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5c2aeac-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903331/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903331","body_tgt":"Usas a tu hijo como excusa para librarte de algo.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"17","type":"text","id":"8639208","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Use your kid as an excuse to get out of something."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5e1cabe-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903346/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903346","body_tgt":"Le muestras a tu hijo una de tus películas favoritas demasiado pronto.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"18","type":"text","id":"8637490","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Show your kid one of your favorite movies before they're ready."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f4332d-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903347/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903347","body_tgt":"

Tú: \"Como te gustan los dinosaurios, ¡sé que te va a encantar Jurassic Park!\".

Veinte minutos después...

Tu hijo: \"¡¡¡¡AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!\".

Tú: \"Volveremos a verla en unos años\".

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You: \"You love dinosaurs so you're going to love Jurassic Park!\"

Twenty minutes later...

Your kid: \"AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!\"

You: \"We'll come back to this in a few years.\"

\"¡Gracias, mamá!\". \"No me lo agradezcas a mí, cielo. Agradécele al Dr. Heston\".

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“Thanks, Mom!” “Don’t thank me, honey. Thank Dr. Heston.”

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Casi nunca lo haces —y solo en días realmente agotadores—, pero vives con miedo de que tu hijo resulte diciendo esto delante de alguien: \"¿Podemos comer Cheetos y palomitas dulces a la cena otra vez?\".

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"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5e12953-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903340/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903340","body_tgt":"Dejas que tu hijo juegue con tu teléfono para tener un momento de paz.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"24","type":"text","id":"8636611","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Let your kid play with your phone so you can get a few minutes of peace."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.60","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"12","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f798bd-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903358/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104480,"job_id":"25903358","body_tgt":"

Incluso dejas que tu hijo se divierta de lleno con los filtros de Snapchat.

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You might even let your kid go to town with Snapchat filters.

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Tú: \"Si alguien te pregunta dónde te lo compraron, solo di que tu tío abuelo te lo mandó\".

Tu hijo: \"Pero yo no tengo un tío abuelo\".

Tú: \"Pero ahora sí\".

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You: \"If anyone asks you where you got it just say your great uncle sent it to you.\"

Your kid: \"But I don't have a great uncle.\"

You: \"You do now.\"

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"9","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f7d5b1-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903355/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903355","body_tgt":"Dejas que tus hijos se limpien las manos en tus pantalones.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"32","type":"text","id":"8638739","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Let your kids wipe their hands on your pants."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.70","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"14","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f826b8-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903360/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104480,"job_id":"25903360","body_tgt":"

\"¡¡¡NO, MAMÁ!!! ¡¡¡EL SECADOR NO!!! ¡¡¡¡NO!!!!\". \"¡Bien! Límpiate en mis pantalones\".

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“NO, MOM!!! NOT THE BLOWER!!! NO!!!!\" “Fine! Just wipe your hands on my pants.”

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"9","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f6fc3a-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903350/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903350","body_tgt":"Cuentas un cuento para dormir en tu propia versión \"resumida\".","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"34","type":"text","id":"8638586","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Tell your own “abridged” version of a bedtime story."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"9","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5c31bac-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903332/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903332","body_tgt":"

Tú no volteas la página, tú volteas las páginas.

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You don't turn the page, you turn the pages.

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5c3c8ea-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903335/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903335","body_tgt":"Tomas fotos alocadas de tu hijo, que no deberías mostrar por fuera de tu círculo familiar.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"36","type":"text","id":"8640653","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Take crazy photos of your kid you wouldn't show anyone outside of your immediate family."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f8193c-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903357/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104480,"job_id":"25903357","body_tgt":"Te comes la comida chatarra de tus hijos después de que se van a dormir.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"37","type":"text","id":"8639356","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Eat your kid’s junk food after they've gone to sleep."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5c3576e-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903330/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903330","body_tgt":"

Tu hijo: \"¿Dónde están todas mis galletas de ositos?\".

Tú: \"Yo, este... tuve que tirarlas. Estaban rancias\".

Tu hijo: \"¡Pero apenas las compramos!\".

Tú: \"...\".

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Your kid: \"What happened to all of the Teddy Grahams?\"

You: \"I, uh, had to throw them out. They were stale.\"

Your kid: \"But we just bought them!\"

You: \"...\"

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5c20a1e-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903326/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903326","body_tgt":"Inventas canciones extrañas cuando tu hijo está aprendiendo a hacer cosas, desde cepillarse los dientes hasta tender la cama.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"39","type":"text","id":"8640681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Make up weird songs to sing when your kid does everything from brushing their teeth to making their bed."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"0.60","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"12","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5e14d30-21c5-11e6-9daa-02420af40002","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903341/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903341","body_tgt":"

\"¡Cepilla, cepilla, cepilla los de arriba! ¡Ahora los de abajo!\".

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\"Brush, brush, brush them top teeth! Now the ones on the bottom!\"

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:18","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=f5f7dd49-21c5-11e6-920e-02420af40105","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/25903354/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"23 Things Literally Every Parent Does But Will Never Admit To","lc_src":"en","ctime":1464104479,"job_id":"25903354","body_tgt":"La semana de los padres está dedicada a homenajear el trabajo más difícil pero más satisfactorio de todos: criar hijos. Lee más artículos aquí.","order_id":"2235579","lc_tgt":"es-la","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4245694","position":"41","type":"text","id":"8697655","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Parenting Week is a week of content devoted to honoring the hardest job you'll ever love, being a parent. Check out more great Parenting Week content here."}},{"data":"","received":"05/24/2016 13:05:19","message":"Success!"}]}

23 Cosas que todos los padres hacen pero nunca admiten

1. Cantas canciones en alto como una estrella del rock a puertas cerradas con tus hijos.

2. También sacas tus mejores pasos en casa.

3. Le dices a tu hijo que es hora de acostarse 45 minutos antes de ser la hora.

4. Investigas a los padres de los amigos de tu hijo en las redes sociales.

5. Olvidas el nombre de uno de los padres del amigo de tu hijo.

6. Modificas la tarea de tu hijo para que te quede más fácil a ti.

7. Botas a la basura los juguetes ruidosos y molestos.

8. Recreas la escena del "Ciclo de la vida" de The Lion King.

9. Usas a tu hijo como excusa para librarte de algo.

10. Le muestras a tu hijo una de tus películas favoritas demasiado pronto.

11. Tomas dulces de las salas de espera para tu hijo.

12. Dejas que tu hijo coma dulces a la hora de la cena.

13. Dejas que tu hijo juegue con tu teléfono para tener un momento de paz.

14. A veces, también dejas que tu hijo vea un "programa doble" cuando necesitas desesperadamente un descanso más largo.

15. Pides la comida para tus hijos en un restaurante para que te toque un poco de macarrones con queso.

16. Te echas un pedo y culpas a tu hijo.

17. Le dices a tu hijo que la juguetería está cerrada cuando no lo está.

18. Por otro lado, a veces le compras a tu hijo algo caro solo porque sí.

19. Dejas que tus hijos se limpien las manos en tus pantalones.

20. Cuentas un cuento para dormir en tu propia versión "resumida".

21. Tomas fotos alocadas de tu hijo, que no deberías mostrar por fuera de tu círculo familiar.

22. Te comes la comida chatarra de tus hijos después de que se van a dormir.

23. Inventas canciones extrañas cuando tu hijo está aprendiendo a hacer cosas, desde cepillarse los dientes hasta tender la cama.

La semana de los padres está dedicada a homenajear el trabajo más difícil, pero más satisfactorio de todos, criar hijos. Lee más artículos aquí.

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