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25 personnes bourrées qui ont commis des crimes contre les pizzas

N'oubliez jamais : la pizza est un aliment sacré. Elle ne méritait pas ça.

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2. Cette femme coupable de ne pas avoir fini sa part avant de s'endormir.

I want to wish a Happy Birthday to @kpboggie try not to get too TURNT & fall asleep w/ a slice of pizza in your hand

Nikki T@NikkiT103

I want to wish a Happy Birthday to @kpboggie try not to get too TURNT & fall asleep w/ a slice of pizza in your hand

8:14 PM - 04 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. L'homme responsable de ce gâchis.

#Imagine michael being drunk: '' WHERES MY PIZZA'' You: ur drunk its un ur head'' Michael: '' WHO IS HEAD?''

5SOS IMAGINES@Imaginesof5SOS

#Imagine michael being drunk: '' WHERES MY PIZZA'' You: ur drunk its un ur head'' Michael: '' WHO IS HEAD?''

3:06 PM - 22 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4. Celui qui a tenté d'utiliser sa part de pizza comme badge pour entrer dans l'immeuble.

No, drunk Vandy students. You cannot get into Kissam by swiping pizza.

Linzie Bogan, II ?@ask_thedoctor

No, drunk Vandy students. You cannot get into Kissam by swiping pizza.

2:16 PM - 27 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Cette femme qui a tenté de réchauffer sa pizza au frigo.

2 BEER LIMIT: Ok I'm drunk. I just tried to warm my pizza in the fridge. And worse, I stood and waited for it to beep.

WenChriste@WenChriste

2 BEER LIMIT: Ok I'm drunk. I just tried to warm my pizza in the fridge. And worse, I stood and waited for it to beep.

9:51 PM - 03 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. La femme qui a abandonné une part de pizza dans son sac à main.

last night i was so drunk i folded up a slice of shrimp pizza n put it in my purse

SadeVEVO@fillegrossiere

last night i was so drunk i folded up a slice of shrimp pizza n put it in my purse

5:11 AM - 07 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. L'auteur de ce crime impardonnable.

My mama bf just a damn buddy he was so drunk and high last night tried to make some pizza fell asleep and look smh

&þ@Erikah_xoxo

My mama bf just a damn buddy he was so drunk and high last night tried to make some pizza fell asleep and look smh

10:56 AM - 07 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. Et celui-ci :

So we were so drunk last night that we put a pizza in the oven and left it on all night

Maggie@MaggieMcGilly

So we were so drunk last night that we put a pizza in the oven and left it on all night

3:36 PM - 17 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Et celui-là :

Spencer seriously gets so drunk he forgets about the pizza and cooks all night #WorstRoommateAward

Riley Graham@Rilesss

Spencer seriously gets so drunk he forgets about the pizza and cooks all night #WorstRoommateAward

10:22 AM - 12 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Et aussi celui-là :

This is what happens when you cook a pizza drunk.

tahra larae xo@tahralarae

This is what happens when you cook a pizza drunk.

8:43 PM - 02 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. L'homme qui a des pensées très sales au sujet de sa pizza.

I’m so drunk I’m gonna fuk that pizza so good it’s gonna feel like a Virgin all over again.

#NEWGOREORDER@Borgore

I’m so drunk I’m gonna fuk that pizza so good it’s gonna feel like a Virgin all over again.

4:30 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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15. La personne qui a osé commander une pizza panini (et l'inventeur de cette infamie).

We are so drunk we accidentally ordered a pizza panini instead of a real pizza... Can any1 tell me what a pizza panini is :(

//@lrngtrz

We are so drunk we accidentally ordered a pizza panini instead of a real pizza... Can any1 tell me what a pizza panini is :(

2:52 AM - 08 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. L'homme tellement bourré qu'il a mangé l'assiette en carton au lieu de manger sa pizza.

This dude is so drunk he's eating the paper plate not the pizza hahaha.

Lee Robinson@leeerob

This dude is so drunk he's eating the paper plate not the pizza hahaha.

9:10 AM - 17 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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19. La personne qui a commis cet acte ignoble.

Here is a literal bag of pizza my dad left because he's drunk and ordered way too much.

May 1968@I_Take_E_123

Here is a literal bag of pizza my dad left because he's drunk and ordered way too much.

6:48 PM - 28 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. La femme qui a voulu utiliser ses boîtes à pizza comme oreiller.

rhianne is drunk on her own and is trying to use pizza boxes as a pillow

chloe@chlxevictxria

rhianne is drunk on her own and is trying to use pizza boxes as a pillow

5:01 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. Ces criminels qui ont osé s'en prendre à une pizzeria.

Police: Drunk duo denied service at Eugene pizza place use moonshine to light it on fire. http://t.co/VHDewH1xDo

FOX 12 Oregon KPTV@fox12oregon

Police: Drunk duo denied service at Eugene pizza place use moonshine to light it on fire. http://t.co/VHDewH1xDo

10:51 PM - 04 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. La personne qui a dormi en enlaçant sa pizza.

So I got a little Starbucks wasted and cuddled with a box of pizza

BRIHUNNA@Briannaydg

So I got a little Starbucks wasted and cuddled with a box of pizza

6:57 PM - 06 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. Les parents qui ont balancé leur pizza au plafond.

Drunk a f parents got pizza on the roof last night..

uh lyssa@alyssauusi

Drunk a f parents got pizza on the roof last night..

2:20 PM - 11 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. Cet homme qui s'est fait surprendre par Tom Hanks alors qu'il dormait sur sa pizza.

lol these photos of tom hanks photo bombing a wasted guy in a pizza joint always crack... http://t.co/tG7jLY9orb

Horror Geek@HorrorGeekoid

lol these photos of tom hanks photo bombing a wasted guy in a pizza joint always crack... http://t.co/tG7jLY9orb

5:26 PM - 03 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. Et pour finir : le plus grand criminel de tous. CELUI QUI A OSÉ MANGER UNE PIZZA VÉGÉTALIENNE. QUELLE HONTE.

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