[{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:07","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.30\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"6\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417637001,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173313\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"21 miedos que todos los hermanos mayores tienen\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"buzz\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:07","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.10\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"2\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636998,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173279\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Oh, hermano.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"buzz\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"description\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"Oh, brother.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:07","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.65\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"13\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173292\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Que tu hermano se saldr\\u00e1 con la suya con cosas de las que t\\u00fa NUNCA podr\\u00edas librarte.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4254885\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"That you'll watch your sibling get away with crap you NEVER would have.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:07","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"1.10\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"22\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417637000,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173298\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

Eres como Susan B. Anthony, abriendo el camino para que tu hermano peque\\u00f1o pueda salir pasadas las 10.

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You are the Susan B. Anthony of paving the way so that your younger sibling can stay out past 10 p.m.

\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.70\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"14\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173283\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Que le pasar\\u00e1s la ropa usada y te dar\\u00e1s cuenta de que a tu hermano le queda mejor.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4255041\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"That you'll pass on your hand-me-downs and realize your sibling looks better in them.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.90\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"18\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636998,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173281\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

Lo que sea, eso es solo porque estiraste el bajo y lo dejaste desenmara\\u00f1ado, deforme y... bonito.

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Whatever, it's only because you stretched the bottom out and made it all unraveled and misshapen and... cute.

\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.65\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"13\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173293\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Que pasar\\u00e1s de llamarte \\\"hermano mayor\\\" a \\\"hermano VIEJO\\\".\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4254872\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"That you'll go from being called \\\"big sibling\\\" to being called \\\"OLDER sibling.\\\"\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.25\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"5\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173295\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

\\u00bfPor qu\\u00e9 no \\\"Hermano Superior\\\"?

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Why not just \\\"Superior Sibling\\\"?

\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.45\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"9\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417637000,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173309\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Que te preguntar\\u00e1n: \\\"\\u00bfNo eres t\\u00fa la hermana mayor de _____?\\\"\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4255116\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"That you'll be asked \\\"Aren't you ______'s older sister?\\\"\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.30\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"6\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417637000,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173305\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

Mira, por favor. \\u00c9l es MI hermano peque\\u00f1o.

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Bb, please. He's MY younger brother.

\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"1.05\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"21\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173282\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Que te dar\\u00e1s cuenta de que tu hermano peque\\u00f1o parece m\\u00e1s mayor ahora, y eso significa que t\\u00fa probablemente parezcas el Guardi\\u00e1n de la Cripta.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4255072\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"That you'll notice your little sibling looks so much older now and this means you probably look like the Crypt Keeper.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:08","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.25\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"5\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173285\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

Cada d\\u00eda m\\u00e1s cerca de la muerte.[[[#yolo]]] [[[#blessed]]]

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Closer to death every day. [[[#yolo]]] [[[#blessed]]]

\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:09","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.55\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"11\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636998,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173275\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Que te confundir\\u00e1n a veces con el padre de tu hermano peque\\u00f1o.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4255316\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"That you'll ever, ever being mistaken for your younger sibling's parent.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:09","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.25\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"5\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173288\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

NO QUIERO MORIR.

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I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

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QUIERO MORIR.

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I WANT TO DIE.

\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:09","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"1.10\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"22\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636999,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173289\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Que ver\\u00e1s a tu hermano peque\\u00f1o beber por primera vez y te dar\\u00e1s cuenta de que ya no tienen 12 a\\u00f1os y es una mierda.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1402688\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3508759\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4255391\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"That you'll see your younger sibling drink for the first time and it'll hit you that they're no longer 12 and gross.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/03/2014 18:45:09","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.25\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"5\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"21 Fears All Older Siblings Have\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1417636998,\n \"job_id\" : \"13173278\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

Ahora tienen 27 y es una mierda.

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Now they're 27 and gross.

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Vete a hacer el balance de una hoja de c\\u00e1lculo o lo que sea que los adultos hagan.

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Go balance a spreadsheet or whatever it is adults do.

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Bueno, supongo que responder preguntas inc\\u00f3modas con la voz de la rana Gustavo no es adorable despu\\u00e9s de todo.

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Oh, I guess responding to awkward questions in a Kermit voice isn't that endearing after all.

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NO TE QUEDES HASTA TARDE CON NADIE. NO COJAS DE LA MANO A NADIE. NO BESES A NADIE. NO MIRES A NADIE. NO CREZCAS Y TE ROMPAN EL CORAZ\\u00d3N, POR FAVOR.

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DON'T STAY OUT LATE WITH ANYONE. DON'T HOLD HANDS WITH ANYONE. DON'T KISS ANYONE. DON'T LOOK AT ANYONE. DON'T GROW UP AND HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN PLEASE.

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Mam\\u00e1, por favor, tengo 57 a\\u00f1os y una casa y un perro y un plan de pensiones, rel\\u00e1jate por favor.

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Mom, please, I am 57 years old and I have a house and a dog and a 401k cut me some slack, please.

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Algo bueno es que siempre estar\\u00e1s a cargo de la m\\u00fasica.

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On the plus side: you're always in charge of the music.

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Quema Snapchat.

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Burn Snapchat.

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Por favor, no traigas a esa persona a nuestra casa.

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Please do not bring that person into our family's home.

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\\u00bfPuede que ser rebelde sea gen\\u00e9tico?

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Maybe being a rebel is genetic?

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A veces las personas tienen que aprender de sus propios errores.

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Sometimes people have to learn from their own mistakes.

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No subestimes a los j\\u00f3venes.

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Don't underestimate Youths.\\u00e2\\u0084\\u00a2

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En una manera que se merecen totalmente, pero aun as\\u00ed.

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In a way they totally deserved, but still.

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Lo que sea.

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Whatever.

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Vete a llamar a tu hermano peque\\u00f1o. Aunque sea un petardo.

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Go call your little sibling. Even if they're a booger head.

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21 miedos que todos los hermanos mayores tienen

1. Que tu hermano se saldrá con la suya con cosas de las que tú NUNCA podrías librarte.

2. Que le pasarás la ropa usada y te darás cuenta de que a tu hermano le queda mejor.

3. Que pasarás de llamarte "hermano mayor" a "hermano VIEJO".

4. Que te preguntarán: "¿No eres tú la hermana mayor de _____?"

5. Que te darás cuenta de que tu hermano pequeño parece más mayor ahora, y eso significa que tú probablemente parezcas el Guardián de la Cripta.

6. Que te confundirán a veces con el padre de tu hermano pequeño.

7. ...O la cita de tu hermano.

8. Que verás a tu hermano pequeño beber por primera vez y te darás cuenta de que ya no tienen 12 años y es una mierda.

9. Que llegarás a una edad en la que darle a tu hermano pequeño un capón te hará parecer un loco.

10. Que verás que tu hermano hace algo irritante y te darás cuenta de que lo ha sacado de TI.

11. Que algún día tu diminuto y pequeño hermano saldrá con un asesino en serie o algo parecido.

12. Que preguntas como "¿Por qué no puedes ser un poco más como tu hermano pequeño?" nunca pararán.

13. Que te obligarán a llevarle a todas partes hasta que sea suficientemente mayor para conducir.

14. Que hará algo totalmente vergonzoso en las redes sociales.

15. Que ese amiguito raro que está colado por ti nunca se va a ir.

16. Que has sido una mala influencia.

17. Que no le hará caso a tus sabios consejos.

18. ...O ni siquiera los necesitan.

19. ...O que les vas a marcar emocionalmente de alguna manera.

20. Que tu hermano pequeño es de hecho mucho más guay de lo que tú nunca serás.

21. Que puede que nunca sepa lo mucho que verdaderamente le quieres.

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