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«Jugar a los tazos es un poco como la vida y la muerte, ¿no cree?».

"Playing tazos is a little like life and death, don't you think?"

1. You drink milk, or tea, or something else that villains don&#x27;t normally drink, just to confuse everyone.
2. You always say things that have double meaning.
3. Meanwhile, you stare fixedly at the person you are talking to.
4. Who is feeling noticeably uncomfortable.
5. And then you laugh and pretend that nothing happened.
6. Although something did happen.
7. Just look what happened.


8. You look out the window while talking very seriously to the good guy.
9. You keep your hands behind your back.
10. You do that in your office.
11. You have an office.
12. You have a strange hobby, such as locomotives or playing tazos.
13. Bonus points: your hobby has something to do with death.
14. Extra bonus points: you explain your hobby to the protagonist and compare it to life.
15. Lots of extra bonus points: the hobby involves having a snake, and as you harass the protagonist, you give it a mouse to eat.
16. You used to know the father of some leading character.
17. Bonus points: he died under suspicious circumstances.
18. Suspicious circumstances = you.


19. You do things while you eat and tell people all about the dish you are eating.
20. Bonus points: you may be eating Maggi mashed potatoes, but you find a way to tell a story that has to do with your food and death.
21. And then you offer the other character to try the dish while you stare at them fixedly.
22. You are in a Marvel movie and you are a famous actor but you are old, like Robert Redford.
23. You are in a Marvel movie and you are blue.


24. You are a businessperson and the protagonist is your boss.
25. You are a businessperson and the protagonist is your employee.
26. You are a businessperson.
27. The protagonist is looking at a portrait of one of your ancestors, and you appear out of nowhere to tell them who the person in the portrait is.
28. And the person is one of your ancestors.
29. You say that your ancestor was very evil, but fortunately, the times have changed.
30. They haven&#x27;t.
31. You have an odd hairstyle.
32. You have a cane.
33. You play golf.
34. You have a fish tank with sharks.
35. You have a fish tank, but not with sharks because you are too sophisticated for that.
36. This is why you have piranhas.


36 Things You Do If You Are A Movie Villain

36 cosas que haces si eres el malo de la peli

1. Bebes leche o té o algo que normalmente no beben los malos como para despistar.2. Dices cosas con doble sentido constantemente.3. Mientras miras muy fijamente a la persona con la que hablas.4. Que está claramente incómoda.5. Y entonces te ríes y haces como que no pasa nada.6. Pero sí pasa.7. Vaya que si pasa.

8. Miras por la ventana mientras hablas muy serio con el bueno.9. Sujetándote las manos detrás de la espalda.10. Esto lo haces en tu despacho.11. Tienes un despacho.12. Tienes una afición rara en plan máquinas de tren o jugar a los tazos.13. Puntos extra: esa afición tiene que ver con la muerte.14. Puntos extra: explicarle esa afición al protagonista y compararla con la vida.15. Muchísmos puntos extra: esa afición es tener una serpiente y mientras le dabas la turra al protagonista le estabas dando de comer un ratón.16. Conocías al padre de algún personaje protagonista.17. Puntos extra: se murió en extrañas circunstancias.18. Extrañas circunstancias = tú.

19. Haces cosas mientras comes y le explicas a la gente el plato que te estás comiendo.20. Puntos extra: ya puedes estar comiendo puré de patatas Magi, que vas a encontrar la forma de contar una historia que tenga que ver con el plato y la muerte.21. Y luego le dices a otro personaje que pruebe ese plato mientras le miras fijamente.22. Estás en una película de Marvel y eres un actor famoso pero viejuno en plan Robert Redford.23. Estás en una película de Marvel y eres azul.

24. Eres empresario y el protagonista es tu jefe.25. Eres empresario y el protagonista es tu empleado.26. Eres empresario.27. El protagonista está mirando el cuadro de tu antepasado y entonces apareces de la nada para contarle quién era la persona del cuadro.28. Que fuese tu antepasado.29. Que el antepasado tuviese un plan muy malvado y decir que afortunadamente los tiempos han cambiado.30. No han cambiado.31. Tienes un peinado raro.32. Tienes bastón.33. Juegas al golf.34. Tienes un acuario con tiburones.35. Tienes un acuario pero no tiene tiburones porque eres muy sutil.36. Así que hay pirañas.

1. You drink milk, or tea, or something else that villains don&#x27;t normally drink, just to confuse everyone.2. You always say things that have double meaning.3. Meanwhile, you stare fixedly at the person you are talking to.4. Who is feeling noticeably uncomfortable.5. And then you laugh and pretend that nothing happened.6. Although something did happen.7. Just look what happened.

8. You look out the window while talking very seriously to the good guy.9. You keep your hands behind your back.10. You do that in your office.11. You have an office.12. You have a strange hobby, such as locomotives or playing tazos.13. Bonus points: your hobby has something to do with death.14. Extra bonus points: you explain your hobby to the protagonist and compare it to life.15. Lots of extra bonus points: the hobby involves having a snake, and as you harass the protagonist, you give it a mouse to eat.16. You used to know the father of some leading character.17. Bonus points: he died under suspicious circumstances.18. Suspicious circumstances = you.

19. You do things while you eat and tell people all about the dish you are eating.20. Bonus points: you may be eating Maggi mashed potatoes, but you find a way to tell a story that has to do with your food and death.21. And then you offer the other character to try the dish while you stare at them fixedly.22. You are in a Marvel movie and you are a famous actor but you are old, like Robert Redford.23. You are in a Marvel movie and you are blue.

24. You are a businessperson and the protagonist is your boss.25. You are a businessperson and the protagonist is your employee.26. You are a businessperson.27. The protagonist is looking at a portrait of one of your ancestors, and you appear out of nowhere to tell them who the person in the portrait is.28. And the person is one of your ancestors.29. You say that your ancestor was very evil, but fortunately, the times have changed.30. They haven&#x27;t.31. You have an odd hairstyle.32. You have a cane.33. You play golf.34. You have a fish tank with sharks.35. You have a fish tank, but not with sharks because you are too sophisticated for that.36. This is why you have piranhas.

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36 cosas que haces si eres el malo de la peli

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