{"3865268":[{"data":"","received":"07/14/2015 14:37:31","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"approved","callback_url":"","unit_count":"7","currency":"USD","slug":"The 20 Stages Of Beating A Hangover","lc_src":"en","ctime":1436542561,"job_id":"17244203","body_tgt":"Les 20 étapes pour venir à bout d'une gueule de bois","order_id":"1671298","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"2522453","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The 20 Stages Of Beating A Hangover","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"07/14/2015 14:37:31","message":{"credits":"0.15","status":"approved","unit_count":"3","callback_url":"","currency":"USD","slug":"The 20 Stages Of Beating A Hangover","lc_src":"en","ctime":1436542559,"job_id":"17244166","body_tgt":"S'hydrater c'est primordial.","order_id":"1671298","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"2522453","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Hydration is paramount.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"07/14/2015 14:37:31","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"approved","callback_url":"","unit_count":"26","currency":"USD","slug":"The 20 Stages Of Beating A Hangover","lc_src":"en","ctime":1436542560,"job_id":"17244180","body_tgt":"Votre réveil sonne. Vous avez absorbé l'équivalent volumétrique d'un petit lac et dormi moins de trois heures la nuit dernière. Mais, miraculeusement, vous vous sentez bien.","order_id":"1671298","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"2522453","position":"3","id":"1506753","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Your alarm goes off. You drank the volume of a small lake and slept for fewer than three hours last night. But miraculously, you feel fine.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"07/14/2015 14:37:31","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"approved","unit_count":"16","callback_url":"","currency":"USD","slug":"The 20 Stages Of Beating A Hangover","lc_src":"en","ctime":1436542560,"job_id":"17244187","body_tgt":"Oh attendez, non. Vous vous sentez très mal. En fait, vous ne vous êtes jamais senti(e) aussi mal.","order_id":"1671298","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"2522453","position":"4","type":"text","id":"1506807","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Oh hang on, no you don't. You feel appalling. In fact, you've never felt this bad.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"07/14/2015 14:37:31","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"approved","callback_url":"","unit_count":"7","currency":"USD","slug":"The 20 Stages Of Beating A Hangover","lc_src":"en","ctime":1436542559,"job_id":"17244170","body_tgt":"Vous ouvrez vos volets. Votre douleur est multipliée par trois.","order_id":"1671298","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"2522453","position":"5","id":"1506818","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You open your curtains. The pain trebles.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"07/14/2015 14:37:32","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"approved","unit_count":"7","callback_url":"","currency":"USD","slug":"The 20 Stages Of Beating A Hangover","lc_src":"en","ctime":1436542559,"job_id":"17244168","body_tgt":"

Leçon n°1 : Évitez la lumière à tout prix.

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Lesson 1: Avoid light at all costs.

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Leçon n°2 : Alternez les prises de paracetamol et d'ibuprofen toutes les heures. Même quand vous pensez que ça va mieux, continuez. C'est votre corps qui essaye de vous faire croire ça. Ne vous laissez pas avoir.

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Lesson 2: Alternate between taking paracetamol and ibuprofen on the hour, every hour. Even when you think you feel better, don't stop. This is just your body playing a nasty trick on you. Don't fall for it.

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Leçon n°3 : Maquillez-vous à l'aide d'une pelle plutôt qu'avec un pinceau.

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Lesson 3: Apply makeup with a shovel instead of a brush.

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Leçon n°4 : Chaque goutte d'eau vous donne l'impression d'être attaqué(e) par une aiguille. Pas de solution. Vous puez.

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Lesson 4: Every drop of water will feel like a teeny, tiny pin puncturing your skin, but you need to shower. There's no way around this. You stink.

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Leçon n°5 : Café. Le café est la solution. Buvez-en en pintes.

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Lesson 5: Coffee. Coffee is the answer. Drink it by the pint.

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Leçon n°6 : Mettez vos lunettes de soleil.

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Lesson 6: Wear sunny Gs.

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Leçon n°7 : Si vous pouvez éviter les transports en commun, n'hésitez pas une seconde. L'odeur des passagers vous donnera envie de vomir. Ne pensez pas, quelque soient les circonstances, à retirer vos lunettes de soleil. Arrêtez-vous à chaque boutique sur votre chemin pour vous ravitailler en glucides.

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Lesson 7: If you can avoid public transport, do. The smell of the public will make you vom. Do not, under any circumstances, think about removing your sunglasses. Stop for carb-based snacks at every corner shop you pass.

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Leçon n°8 : Mentez. Dites à votre patron que vous vous êtes couché(e) de bonne heure. Mais ne vous tenez pas trop près de lui, vos pores transpirent la vodka. Il le sentira.

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Lesson 8: Lie. Tell your boss you had an early night. But don't stand near him because you're emitting vodka from every pore. He will smell this.

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Leçon n°9 : L'hydratation mènera à votre bonheur. Essayez de trouver et de manger une pastèque entière. Si vous ne trouvez pas de vendeur de pastèques près de chez vous, essayez l'eau gazeuse.

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Lesson 9: Hydration will lead to happiness. Try to procure and consume an entire watermelon. If you don't work near a watermelon vendor, opt for fizzy water.

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Leçon n°10 : Demandez leur poliment de LA FERMER. Vous avez bien le droit. Si vous ne pouvez pas vous permettre de dire que vous avez la gueule de bois, dites que vous avez des acouphènes. C'est un mensonge crédible (même s'il est digne d'un ado).

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Lesson 10: Politely ask them to SHUT UP. This is well within your rights. If you can't admit to being hungover, claim to be suffering from tinnitus. This is a believable (if slightly teenage) lie.

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Leçon n°11 : C'est inévitable. Si vous avez besoin de crier sur vos collègues, criez leur dessus. Vous pourrez toujours leur acheter des mini Twix pour vous faire pardonner le lendemain.

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Lesson 11: This is unavoidable. If you need to shout at your colleagues, shout at your colleagues. You can always buy them a fun-size Twix to say sorry tomorrow.

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Leçon n°12 : Bon. C'est l'heure d'absorber le plus de glucides possible. À ce moment de la journée, il n'y a que deux règles. 1) Évitez les laitages ; vous ne vous sentirez vraiment pas bien. 2) Mangez le plus gras possible ; vous vous sentirez divinement bien.

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Lesson 12: Right. It's time to eat all the carbs you can get your hands on. At this point of the day, there are only two rules. 1) Avoid dairy; it will make you feel shit. 2) Maximise grease consumption; it'll make you feel godlike.

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Leçon n°13 : C'est l'heure de ressortir les lunettes de soleil. Vous pouvez faire plusieurs micro-siestes de 10 secondes, derrière vos verres fumés, sans que personne ne s'en aperçoive. Si vous avez du mal à réouvrir vos yeux une fois que les 10 secondes sont passées, mordez-vous la langue très fort.

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Lesson 13: It's time to get the sunny Gs out again. You can sleep for 10 seconds at a time, behind the shades, without anyone noticing. If you struggle to open your eyes once your 10 seconds are up, bite your tongue really hard.

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Leçon n°14 : Ignorez-les. Revivre cette nuit ne vous apportera rien de bon. Du moment que vous vous êtes amusé(e), rien d'autre ne compte. Maintenant, adoptez cette devise pour le reste de votre vie.

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Lesson 14: Ignore these. Nothing good can come of reliving last night. As long as you had fun, nothing else matters. Now adopt this motto for the rest of your life.

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Leçon n°15 : Vous avez le droit d'avoir la gueule de bois émotive. Appelez peut-être votre maman.

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Lesson 15: It's OK to have a little hangover cry. Maybe call your mum.

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Leçon n°16 : Ok, c'est l'heure de faire un petit tour sur Facebook. Cela veut dire fouiner sur le profil de vos trois ami(e)s les plus séduisant(e)s et regarder leurs vieilles photos. Il y a des chances pour qu'ils/elles aient été beaucoup moins attirant(e)s ado. Ça vous fera rire, et du coup, ça vous réveillera.

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Lesson 16: OK, it's time for a quick round of Facebook back-stalk. This involves Facebook stalking your three fittest friends and looking at their oldest picture. They're likely to have been significantly less attractive as teenagers. This will make you laugh which will, in turn, wake you up.

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Leçon n°17 : Trouvez quelqu'un (n'importe qui) dont c'est l'anniversaire. Mangez son gâteau.

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Lesson 17: Track down someone (anyone) with a birthday. Eat their cake.

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Leçon n°18 : Quittez le bureau pile à l'heure. Ne restez surtout pas plus longtemps que nécessaire.

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Lesson 18: Leave the office bang on time. Do not linger for a moment longer than is absolutely necessary.

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Leçon n°19 : Envoyez un message d'explication à toutes les personnes à qui vous avez envoyé un message bourré(e) pour dire que votre fichu(e) coloc vous a volé votre portable. Faites en sorte que votre (faux/fausse) fichu(e) coloc joue le jeu.

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Lesson 19: Send a follow up message to everyone you drunk texted claiming that your pesky flatmate stole your phone. Make sure that your (faux) pesky flatmate sticks to this story.

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Leçon n°20 : Ok, il y a un remède en trois étapes pour ça.

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Lesson 20: OK, there's a three-part cure to this.

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A) Mangez.

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A) Eat.

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B) Dormez.

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B) Sleep.

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C) Et jurez de ne plus jamais boire.

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C) And vow never to drink again.

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Les 20 étapes pour venir à bout d'une gueule de bois

Votre réveil sonne. Vous avez absorbé l'équivalent volumétrique d'un petit lac et dormi moins de trois heures la nuit dernière. Mais, miraculeusement, vous vous sentez bien.

Oh attendez, non. Vous vous sentez très mal. En fait, vous ne vous êtes jamais senti(e) aussi mal.

1. Vous ouvrez vos volets. Votre douleur est multipliée par trois.

2. Apparemment une grande fanfare s'est installée à la place que votre cerveau occupait.

3. Vous vous regardez dans la glace. Vous êtes maintenant translucide avec des yeux aussi petits que des petits pois.

4. Vous essayez de prendre une douche. C'est super douloureux.

5. Vous êtes super fatigué(e).

6. Il faut aussi que vous affrontiez le monde extérieur.

7. Et que vous alliez bosser.

8. C'est l'heure de faire face à votre patron.

9. Vous n'avez jamais eu aussi soif.

10. Tout le monde parle super fort.

11. Vous avez l'air de souffrir de grosses sautes d'humeur.

12. C'est l'heure du déjeuner.

13. Oh non. C'est l'heure du coup de barre post-déjeuner.

14. Et vous avez des flashbacks.

15. Vous pleurez. Oh mon Dieu, vous pleurez.

16. Et maintenant vous avez encore envie de dormir.

17. Faim. Vous avez très faim.

18. Il est 17 heures. Vous rentrez enfin à la maison.

19. Vos amis veulent comprendre les SMS que vous leur avez envoyés bourré(e) hier soir.

20. La situation est pire que vous ne l'aviez imaginée.

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