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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

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Fuck you, body clock.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

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Ughhhhh.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

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Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

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Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

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On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

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Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:22","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:22","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:22","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:22","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","type":"text","id":"7314484","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:22","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","id":"7314498","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","id":"7314508","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","id":"7314657","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:23","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:24","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:24","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:24","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:24","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:24","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:24","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 11:55:24","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:34","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:35","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"24","id":"7314657","type":"text","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"

Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:10:36","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","id":"7314446","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","id":"7314457","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","id":"7314462","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:58","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","type":"text","id":"7314484","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","id":"7314498","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","id":"7314508","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:25:59","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","id":"7314657","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:00","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:01","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:01","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:01","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:01","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:26:01","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:35","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"10","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"

Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:36","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:37","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:41:38","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","id":"7314446","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","id":"7314457","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","id":"7314462","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:37","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:38","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:38","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:38","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:38","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:38","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

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En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:38","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:39","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:39","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","id":"7314508","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:39","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:39","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:39","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

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En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:40","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:41","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:41","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 12:56:41","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:28","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:29","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:11:33","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

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Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

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Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

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On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:37","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:37","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:37","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:38","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:38","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:38","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","type":"text","id":"7314484","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:38","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","id":"7314498","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:38","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:38","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:38","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","id":"7314508","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","id":"7314657","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:39","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:40","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:41","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:25:41","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:39","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:39","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:39","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:40","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:40","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:40","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:40","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:40","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:40","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:41","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"10","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"

Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:41","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:41","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:41","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:41","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:41","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:41","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:42","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:42","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:42","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:42","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:42","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:42","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:42","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:43","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:43","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:43","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:43","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:43","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:43","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:44","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:44","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:44","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:44","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:44","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:44","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:40:45","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:51","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:51","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:51","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","id":"7314446","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:51","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:52","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","id":"7314457","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:52","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:52","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","id":"7314462","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:52","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:52","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:52","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:52","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:53","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:53","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

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En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:53","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:53","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

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Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:54","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:54","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

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En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:54","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:55","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:56","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:56","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 13:55:56","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:29","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:29","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:29","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:30","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:30","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:30","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:30","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:31","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:32","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:32","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:32","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:33","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:33","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:33","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:33","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:33","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:33","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:11:33","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

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Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

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Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

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On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:38","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:38","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:38","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:39","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","type":"text","id":"7314484","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:39","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","id":"7314498","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:39","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:39","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:40","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","id":"7314508","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:40","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","id":"7314657","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:40","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:41","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:41","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:41","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:41","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:41","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:41","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:42","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:42","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:42","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:42","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:42","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:25:42","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:56","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:56","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:56","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:56","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:57","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:57","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:57","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:57","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:57","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:57","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"10","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"

Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:57","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:58","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:58","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:58","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:58","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:58","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:59","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:59","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:59","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:59","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:59","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:40:59","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:00","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:00","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:00","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:00","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:00","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:00","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:01","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:01","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:01","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:01","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:01","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:02","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:02","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:41:02","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:27","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:28","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:28","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","id":"7314446","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:28","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:28","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","id":"7314457","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:29","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:29","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","id":"7314462","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:29","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:29","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:29","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:29","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:29","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:30","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

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En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:30","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:31","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

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Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:31","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:31","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

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En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:32","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:32","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:32","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:32","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:33","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:33","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:33","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:33","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:33","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:33","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:34","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 14:56:34","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:43","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:43","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:43","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:43","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:44","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:44","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:44","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:44","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:44","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:45","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:45","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:45","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:45","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:45","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:45","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:46","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:46","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:46","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:46","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:46","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:46","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:47","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:47","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:47","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:47","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:47","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:47","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:48","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:48","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:48","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:48","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:48","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:48","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"33","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:49","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:49","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:11:49","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

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Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

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Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

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On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:30","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:31","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:31","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","id":"7314467","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:31","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:31","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:31","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","type":"text","id":"7314484","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:31","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","id":"7314498","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:32","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:32","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","id":"7314529","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:32","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:32","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","id":"7314508","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:32","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:33","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","id":"7314572","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:33","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:33","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","id":"7314657","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:33","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:33","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","id":"7314660","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:33","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:34","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","id":"7314681","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:34","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:34","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","id":"7314684","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:34","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:34","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","id":"7314685","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:35","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:35","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

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Ughhhhh.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:35","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:35","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:26:35","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:43","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:43","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:43","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:44","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

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You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:44","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0df6c9450841577","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158950/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158950","body_tgt":"Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude sensuel bien mérité qui devrait vous aider à vous endormir tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"5","type":"text","id":"7314457","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You try to introduce some sensual, much-needed alone time that will help you sleep early."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:44","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0a22a7259539676","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158948/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158948","body_tgt":"

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:44","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:44","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

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We about to get some sleep, bitches.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:45","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:45","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"10","id":"7314464","type":"text","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"

Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:45","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:45","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","id":"7314479","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:45","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:45","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","id":"7314484","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:46","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:46","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:46","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:46","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:46","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:47","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:47","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee207e1e476372445","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158959/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158959","body_tgt":"Vous envoyez un Snapchat éploré dans l'espoir que quelqu'un qui est lui aussi pris dans la spirale vous réponde.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"21","type":"text","id":"7314572","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You send out a mournful Snapchat in the hope that somebody will reply because they too have been caught in the cycle."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:47","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee29796c429952556","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158964/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158964","body_tgt":"

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:47","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:47","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:48","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:48","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:48","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:48","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:48","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:48","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:49","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:49","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","id":"7314689","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:49","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"33","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:49","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","id":"7314690","type":"text","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again.","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:49","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:42:50","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"36","id":"7314693","type":"text","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"body_src":"

Fuck you, body clock.

","auto_approve":"0"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee38f069752548988","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158972/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158972","body_tgt":"19 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee045b77642190458","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158946/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158946","body_tgt":"Le cycle infernal dont on ne sort jamais.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The dreaded cycle which can never be broken."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"24","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee184dc6459842381","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158955/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158955","body_tgt":"Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"3","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee226e4e867503190","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158960/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158960","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes tellement fatigué que vous rentrez chez vous quasiment comme un somnambule.

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"4","type":"text","id":"7314446","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

You're so tired you basically sleepwalk home.

Mais bien sûr, vous devez d'abord faire attention à ne pas vous endormir et vous noyer dans la baignoire.

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Obviously you've got to try not to fall asleep and drown in the bath first.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1a463c725636992","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158956/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158956","body_tgt":"Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"7","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you finally crawl into bed at what you think is a reasonable hour, you turn everything off and lie in the dark."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1bfe12436428918","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158957/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158957","body_tgt":"

On va enfin pouvoir dormir!

","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"8","type":"text","id":"7314462","field":"description"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

We about to get some sleep, bitches.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee336169277798397","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158969/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158969","body_tgt":"Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"9","type":"text","id":"7314464","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"A couple of minutes later you end up checking your phone because lying in the dark is boring AF."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2b2304189381424","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158965/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158965","body_tgt":"

Après tout, quelqu'un d'important vous a peut-être envoyé un message et vous ne l'auriez vu que le lendemain, et ça ne se fait pas d'ignorer quelqu'un si longtemps.

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Like, somebody important might have messaged and you wouldn't see it until tomorrow and that's just not acceptable to ignore somebody that long.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"20","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee0c17ff958717208","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158949/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158949","body_tgt":"Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, vous êtes foutu.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"11","type":"text","id":"7314467","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Before long you've got to the tweets from three hours ago and you know you're fucked from this point on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"35","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee105fdb201757142","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158951/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158951","body_tgt":"Vous vous mentez à vous-même en disant que vous allez juste mettre Netflix en bruit de fond pour vous aider à vous endormir. Mais c'est des conneries parce que vous finissez par regarder quelque chose de nouveau dont vous êtes accro au bout de cinq minutes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"12","type":"text","id":"7314479","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You kid yourself that you're just going to put Netflix on as background noise to help you sleep. Basically this is bollocks because you end up watching something new and get hooked after five minutes."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfa8090517559272","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158942/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158942","body_tgt":"

Adieu, nuit de sommeil. Content d'avoir fait ta connaissance.

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Bye, early night. It was nice knowing you.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee12bb5f440276376","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158952/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158952","body_tgt":"Arrivé minuit, vous actualisez votre Tumblr dans un onglet tout en faisant vos achats en ligne dans un autre.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"14","type":"text","id":"7314484","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"By midnight, you're browsing your Tumblr dashboard on one tab and internet shopping on another."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"26","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2ef003455722803","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158967/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158967","body_tgt":"Il n'y a cependant pas que des inconvénients à se coucher tard: vous pouvez vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"15","type":"text","id":"7314498","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Staying up late isn't all bad though: You get to transform into a ninja when you go to the bathroom so you don't wake everybody up."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee317339130585851","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158968/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158968","body_tgt":"

En réalité, vous faites autant de bruit qu'un troupeau d'éléphants, mais au moins vous avez essayé.

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You actually sound like a herd of elephants but at least you tried.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.25","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"25","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee149ecc453232044","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158953/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158953","body_tgt":"Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu? ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"17","type":"text","id":"7314529","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But it also means there's a flushing dilemma: Do you flush the toilet and wake everybody up or do you not flush and be gross?"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee01f3af684550229","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158945/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158945","body_tgt":"

La réponse est toujours tirer la chasse, jamais être dégueu.

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The answer is always flush, never be gross.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"27","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee246434612342122","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158961/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158961","body_tgt":"Pour une raison inconnue, votre appétit est nocturne, alors vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route. ","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"19","type":"text","id":"7314508","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"For some reason your appetite is basically nocturnal, so you find yourself in the kitchen with two frying pans, three saucepans, and six plates on the go."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf89c4c958476924","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158941/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158941","body_tgt":"

Vos talents de chef étoilé au Michelin ne se manifestent qu'en pleine nuit, évidemment.

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Your Michelin-star chef skills only come out at stupid o'clock, obviously.

La probabilité que quelqu'un d'autre soit encore debout pour vous tenir compagnie est proche de zéro.

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The chances of anybody else being awake to keep you company are slim to none.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf6cfee998933480","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158940","body_tgt":"Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous trouvez le compte Instagram de votre flirt ou de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"23","type":"text","id":"7314657","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Since nobody is awake to stop you, you find your crush's/ex's Instagram account and get your stalk on."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237125645eee084402520322339","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158947/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423712,"job_id":"20158947","body_tgt":"

En moins de temps qu'il ne faut pour le dire, vous vous retrouvez sur le Facebook de son cousin à regarder les photos de son voyage à Dubaï de l'été dernier.

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Before you know it, you're on their cousin's Facebook looking through pictures of their trip to Dubai last summer.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.80","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3516fc223775821","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158970/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158970","body_tgt":"À un moment, je regardez l'heure et vous vous haïssez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"25","type":"text","id":"7314660","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"At some point you clock the time and hate yourself for abandoning your early night plans."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"29","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee1de360739748011","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158958/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158958","body_tgt":"

Vous commencez aussi à calculer combien d'heures de sommeil vous auriez si vous vous endormiez sur le champ. La réponse est: bien moins que ce que vous voudriez.

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You also start to make calculations of how many hours you'd have to sleep if you dozed off immediately. The answer is nowhere near as many as you'd like.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.15","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"23","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedf44f5f793999351","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158939/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158939","body_tgt":"Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"27","type":"text","id":"7314681","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"When you're about to call it a night, the episode you swore would be the last one you watched ends on a cliffhanger."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.85","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"17","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee370063334412699","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158971/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158971","body_tgt":"

Vous n'avez pas d'autre choix que de regarder le suivant, parce que ce sont les règles de Netflix.

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You have no choice but to watch the next one because those are the rules of Netflix.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfee60b308793375","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158944/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158944","body_tgt":"Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"29","type":"text","id":"7314684","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"You suddenly hear the birds tweeting and know you fucked up big time."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.75","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"15","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3a9a16577765493","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158973/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158973","body_tgt":"

C'est généralement autour de 4 ou 5 heures du matin, autrement dit UNE HEURE OÙ VOUS DEVRIEZ DORMIR.

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This is usually around 4 or 5am aka A TIME YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee2d03f5212458156","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158966/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158966","body_tgt":"Aux alentours de «nuit de sommeil, MON CUL!» heures, vous vous endormez enfin. Après avoir consulté Twitter encore une fois, bien sûr.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"31","type":"text","id":"7314685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Some time around EARLY NIGHT MY ASSam, you finally fall asleep. After checking Twitter once more, of course."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.95","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"19","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237155645eee3c76d7326858668","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158974/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423715,"job_id":"20158974","body_tgt":"Mais vous êtes réveillé à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"32","type":"text","id":"7314689","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But you're woken what feels like three minutes later by your alarm because it's time to RISE AND SHINE."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee27e24c883603251","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158963/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158963","body_tgt":"

Heeuuuu.

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Ughhhhh.

"}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"22","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237145645eee261015488587344","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158962/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423714,"job_id":"20158962","body_tgt":"Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"34","type":"text","id":"7314690","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The next day you die at your desk, hate yourself a lot, and swear you'll never get stuck in that cycle again."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"18","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237135645eee167f05173576525","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158954/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423713,"job_id":"20158954","body_tgt":"Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.","order_id":"1891373","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4073750","position":"35","type":"text","id":"7314693","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"But at the end of the day, when you're collapsed on your desk again, the cycle just restarts."}},{"data":"","received":"11/13/2015 15:52:59","message":{"credits":"0.20","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"4","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=14474237115645eedfd3032795592302","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/20158943/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows","lc_src":"en","ctime":1447423711,"job_id":"20158943","body_tgt":"

Tu me fais chier, horloge biologique.

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Fuck you, body clock.

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16 choses que tous ceux qui se couchent trop tard connaissent bien

1. Vous passez toute la journée affalé sur votre bureau, et c'est là que vous promettez de vous coucher tôt.

2. Vous essayez de prendre un moment de solitude ~sensuelle~ pour vous aider à vous endormir plus tôt.

3. Quand vous vous glissez enfin dans votre lit à une heure que vous jugez raisonnable, vous éteignez tout et vous vous allongez dans le noir.

4. Quelques minutes plus tard, vous finissez par jeter un œil à votre téléphone parce que c'est vraiment chiant de rester allongé dans le noir.

5. Très vite, vous en arrivez aux tweets postés il y a trois heures et vous comprenez que maintenant, c'est foutu.

6. Vous vous transformez en ninja pour ne pas réveiller les autres quand vous allez aux toilettes.

7. Mais vous vous retrouvez aussi avec un dilemme: faut-il tirer la chasse et réveiller tout le monde ou ne pas tirer la chasse et être dégueu?

8. Quand vous avez un petit creux, vous vous retrouvez dans la cuisine avec deux poêles, trois casseroles et six assiettes en route.

9. Comme personne n'est là pour vous arrêter, vous tombez «par hasard» sur le Facebook de votre ex et vous commencez à l'espionner.

10. À un moment, vous regardez l'heure et vous vous en voulez d'avoir abandonné votre projet de vous coucher tôt.

11. Quand vous êtes sur le point d'aller dormir, l'épisode que vous aviez juré être le dernier de la soirée se termine par un cliffhanger.

12. Tout à coup, vous entendez les oiseaux chanter et vous comprenez que vous avez vraiment merdé.

13. A une heure des moins raisonnables, vous vous endormez enfin...

14. ... mais vous êtes réveillé-e à peine trois minutes plus tard par votre réveil parce que c'est l'heure de SE LEVER.

15. Le jour suivant, vous mourez sur votre bureau, vous vous haïssez, et vous jurez que vous ne vous laisserez plus jamais prendre dans cette spirale.

16. Mais à la fin de la journée, quand vous êtes encore affalé sur votre bureau, le cycle recommence.

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