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*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

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If I could have McDonald's buns for cheeks...

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This is the rewind button we need in our lives.

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It's pretty much edible play dough that you can pat, mold, squeeze, pummel, and stretch across your face.

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THICC

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22 Cosas perfectas que deben ser destruidas inmediatamente

1. Esta gota intacta de mayonesa.

2. Esta taza de yogur inconcebiblemente lisa.

3. Esta espuma de cerveza imposiblemente gruesa.

4. O esta con un remolino espumoso que es perfecto para meter la nariz.

5. Estas panquecas esponjositas.

6. Este bollo de pan que causa rubor de bajo perfil.

7. Esta perfección de mantequilla de maní brillante.

8. O esta mantequilla de maní con un REMOLINO IMPOSIBLEMENTE DELICADO.

9. Y ESTA MANTEQUILLA DE MANÍ QUE ESTÁN SACANDO EXPRIMIDA DEL TARRO.

10. AaaaaahhhhhHHHHHh

11. Este sol de yema de huevo que está listo para estallar en cualquier momento.

12. AHHHHhhhh

13. Esta taza de gelatina que está mostrando una tensión superficial ridícula.

14. Estos pasteles de queso que rebotan.

15. Esta masa de pizza bien envuelta.

16. El remolino mágico de sabores en esta tina de helado.

17. Esta sopa espesa de chocolate.

18. El vertido brillante sobre este pastel de té matcha.

19. ESTOS PASTELES TEMBLEQUES.

20. Esta espuma completamente plana e inmóvil en este capuchino.

21. Esta panqueca gigante que quieres acariciar y después perforar.

22. GOLPE GOLPE APLASTA APRIEEETA.

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