13 Crazy Things Latinos Yell During Soccer Matches

When you are watching fútbol, it's like the chupacabra takes over your body. Get ready to yell at your TV 'cause DishLATINO has the greatest leagues and international soccer in Spanish.

1. ¡Oléeeeee!

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Literal translation: Oleeeee!

When it applies: The phrase comes from bullfighting, where the audience shouts every time the bullfighter dodges the bull. It is used when your team is masterfully keeping control of the ball.

2. ¡El miedo no anda en burro!

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Literal translation: Fear doesn't ride a donkey!

When it applies: When the players on your team seem scared and are taking their time (or not even attacking) the opposite team. Fear simply "should not ride" a donkey because the poor animal is too slow, and in soccer you need to move fast.

3. ¡Ahí va el agua!

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Literal translation There goes the waterrrr!!! (Except, they aren't referring to "water"...but...urine...)

When it applies: When you are about to dump "something" on the people in front of you who are standing up and blocking the game. It's usually just a harmless threat, though.

4. ¡Se te olvidaron las tarjetas!

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Literal translation: You forgot your cards!

When it applies: When dirty plays aren't getting called by the referee so you bring to his attention that he must have left them at home, since there's NO other good reason as to why he isn't showing any.

5. ¡Árbitro vendido!

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Literal translation: Sold referee!

What it applies: When the calls the referee is making against your team are so freakin' outrageous that one just has to assume he received some dough on the side to make 'em.

6. Ojos que no ven...¡árbitro de fútbol!

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Literal translation: Eyes that can't see...soccer referee.

When it applies: When the referee is acting like he is blind — literally ignoring all the fouls the opposite team is committing.

7. ¡Hazme un hijo!

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Literal translation: Give me a child!

When it applies: When you become so incredibly infatuated by a player's excellent skills that you would not mind bearing his children.

8. ¡Se cayó de hambre!

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Literal translation: He fell because he is hungry!

What it applies: When a rival player throws himself to the ground for no apparent reason. Maybe he's just weak because he needs some carbs, you sarcastically think to yourself.

9. ¡Deja de andar de chillón!

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Literal translation: Stop being a crybaby.

When it applies: When a player is all like "Wahhh" over nothing.

10. ¿Tienes miedo? ¡Cómprate un perro!

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Literal translation: Are you afraid? Buy a dog!

When it applies: When you become so frustrated by a player's evident cowardice that you'd suggest buying a dog may prompt him to be less scared and thus play better soccer.

11. ¡Se comió el silbato!

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Literal translation: He ate the whistle!

When it applies: When the game is still going at minute 100 and the referee has seemingly forgotten the game should've ended — at the latest — around minute 93.

12. ¡Fue pura suerte!

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Literal translation: It was pure luck!

When it applies: When a team wins, not because they are good or because they had a great strategy, but only because life sucks, is terribly unfair, and they just happened to get lucky that day.

13. ¡Ya denle un premio!

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Literal translation: Give him an award already!

When it applies: When a player's performance on the field is so mind-blowingly convincing the referee believes every single one of his fake falls and fictional injuries.

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