25 Questions Germans Can't Answer

    Squirrel?

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    Why do Germans make everything so scary?

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    Why do Germans celebrate Ocktoberfest in September?

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    Why do Germans put raisins in pretty everything? I mean, really. Why? They are not that great. Stop it! #NoRaisinsInCheesecake

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    Why do Germans always act like they ate the last cupcake?

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    Germany: stereotypically linear, orderly. Then why, oh why, can't Germans stand in a civilized line/queue? Sigh.

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    Why do German people always use 'fine' instead of 'that's okay, or that's great'...

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    Why do German people never have proper bowls? Stuck between these 2 for some cereal

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    Why do German people struggle with the word 'squirrel'?

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    Why do #German people always sound like they're arguing? I'm sure I'm witnessing an ordinary family conversation, but I'm cowering here!

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    Hmmm okay..there's a genre called 'Black' Why do germans have to be so....accurate @mdsufihilmi

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    German people always sound like they're trying to solve a rubik's cube with their mouth.

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    Can people please explain to me why German people always translate an English program into their own language.. Mad annoying

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    Why do the Germans have such scary children's stories?

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    Why do German guys think it's okay to wear short shorts and socks with sandals ??????

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    Why do German's think it is necessary to wear Speedos?

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    Why do german radio stations only play 'smells like teen spirit' by nirvana. It's a good song.. But they have more to offer than that!

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    Why do people from Germany always start there emails/messages with "Greetings from Germany!"

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    why do people from germany celebrate christmas on christmas eve? #confused

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    Why do the Germans always do #engineering correct !!!!

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    Blast ! Why do the Germans have 34837483894 different words for 'helpful' #theironyiskillingme

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    And why do the Germans have access to the McRib all the time? McRib with bacon? #dead

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    WHY can't the Germans find still water? Sick and tired of insipid bubbles

    24.

    How come Germans don't know how to cook bacon properly? #OnlyInAmerica

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    It doesn't matter the style of music, German people always dance like there's techno playing.