25 Questions Germans Can't Answer

    Squirrel?

    1.

    Why do Germans make everything so scary?

    2.

    Why do Germans celebrate Ocktoberfest in September?

    K!NG D.@BlvckLxght

    Why do Germans celebrate Ocktoberfest in September?

    7:58 PM - 20 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Why do Germans put raisins in pretty everything? I mean, really. Why? They are not that great. Stop it! #NoRaisinsInCheesecake

    Iris@_IrisTinkerbell

    Why do Germans put raisins in pretty everything? I mean, really. Why? They are not that great. Stop it! #NoRaisinsInCheesecake

    5:05 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Why do Germans always act like they ate the last cupcake?

    Chris D'Elia@chrisdelia

    Why do Germans always act like they ate the last cupcake?

    10:44 AM - 13 Jun 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Happy Man with Cupcake

    5.

    Germany: stereotypically linear, orderly. Then why, oh why, can't Germans stand in a civilized line/queue? Sigh.

    Kimberly Bradley@kiminberlin

    Germany: stereotypically linear, orderly. Then why, oh why, can't Germans stand in a civilized line/queue? Sigh.

    6:27 PM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    Why do German people always use 'fine' instead of 'that's okay, or that's great'...

    Lauren Cowell@laurencowell

    Why do German people always use 'fine' instead of 'that's okay, or that's great'...

    5:17 PM - 19 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    Why do German people never have proper bowls? Stuck between these 2 for some cereal

    Paige@paigegoodwinnn

    Why do German people never have proper bowls? Stuck between these 2 for some cereal 😂😂😂

    11:42 AM - 22 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8.

    Why do German people struggle with the word 'squirrel'?

    Michael Fox@idlemichael

    Why do German people struggle with the word 'squirrel'?

    10:18 AM - 04 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    9.

    Why do #German people always sound like they're arguing? I'm sure I'm witnessing an ordinary family conversation, but I'm cowering here!

    Jen Surname@JenSurname

    Why do #German people always sound like they're arguing? I'm sure I'm witnessing an ordinary family conversation, but I'm cowering here!

    7:41 PM - 16 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    Hmmm okay..there's a genre called 'Black' Why do germans have to be so....accurate @mdsufihilmi

    Afiqah Bakar@afiqahab77

    Hmmm okay..there's a genre called 'Black' 😓🙊 Why do germans have to be so....accurate 💆💁 @mdsufihilmi

    6:03 PM - 23 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    German people always sound like they're trying to solve a rubik's cube with their mouth.

    azwan a. adkins@saintnicotine

    German people always sound like they're trying to solve a rubik's cube with their mouth.

    10:40 AM - 02 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    Can people please explain to me why German people always translate an English program into their own language.. Mad annoying

    Laura@DutchBarb_

    Can people please explain to me why German people always translate an English program into their own language.. Mad annoying

    9:58 PM - 15 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13.

    Why do the Germans have such scary children's stories?

    Eric Rendon@Zerofret

    Why do the Germans have such scary children's stories?

    5:52 PM - 14 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    Why do German guys think it's okay to wear short shorts and socks with sandals ??????

    Tatti@Tatjanaworley

    Why do German guys think it's okay to wear short shorts and socks with sandals ??????

    7:26 AM - 21 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    Why do German's think it is necessary to wear Speedos?

    j•s@josdmiles

    Why do German's think it is necessary to wear Speedos?????

    5:02 PM - 10 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Why do german radio stations only play 'smells like teen spirit' by nirvana. It's a good song.. But they have more to offer than that!

    Dana@MissDanaJones

    Why do german radio stations only play 'smells like teen spirit' by nirvana. It's a good song.. But they have more to offer than that!

    3:49 PM - 29 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18.

    Why do people from Germany always start there emails/messages with "Greetings from Germany!"

    Adam Pickering@adampickering_

    Why do people from Germany always start there emails/messages with "Greetings from Germany!"

    3:59 PM - 31 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19.

    why do people from germany celebrate christmas on christmas eve? #confused

    chrissie@chrissiecb_

    why do people from germany celebrate christmas on christmas eve? #confused

    1:59 PM - 21 Dec 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20.

    Why do the Germans always do #engineering correct !!!!

    PROPERCITYBOARDROOM@northbeach26

    Why do the Germans always do #engineering correct !!!!

    1:02 PM - 02 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21.

    Blast ! Why do the Germans have 34837483894 different words for 'helpful' #theironyiskillingme

    Keisha@Keisha_Adams_

    Blast ! Why do the Germans have 34837483894 different words for 'helpful' #theironyiskillingme

    9:58 PM - 20 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    And why do the Germans have access to the McRib all the time? McRib with bacon? #dead

    Crystal@pinkpodster

    And why do the Germans have access to the McRib all the time? McRib with bacon? #dead

    10:32 PM - 24 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23.

    WHY can't the Germans find still water? Sick and tired of insipid bubbles

    Lydia Forte@LydiaForte

    WHY can't the Germans find still water? Sick and tired of insipid bubbles

    11:43 PM - 06 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24.

    How come Germans don't know how to cook bacon properly? #OnlyInAmerica

    Miriam@Emjay92

    How come Germans don't know how to cook bacon properly? #OnlyInAmerica

    10:07 PM - 22 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    25.

    It doesn't matter the style of music, German people always dance like there's techno playing.

    MF David Deery@MFDavidDeery

    It doesn't matter the style of music, German people always dance like there's techno playing.

    3:15 PM - 21 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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