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Germans Have The Weirdest Names For Their Food And OMG I Can't Even

"I tried Dead Grandma yesterday. Delicious!"

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1. Tote Oma = Dead Grandma

What it is: Black Pudding.
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What it is: Black Pudding.

2. Kalter Hund = Cold Dog

What it is: A cake made of butter biskuits and chocolate.
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What it is: A cake made of butter biskuits and chocolate.

3. Nonnenfürzchen = Nun's Fart

What it is: Donut-like deep fried cakes.
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What it is: Donut-like deep fried cakes.

4. Bubenspitzle = Little Boys' Penises

What it is: Potato dumplings rolled into little torpedo shapes.
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What it is: Potato dumplings rolled into little torpedo shapes.

5. Tote Tante = Dead Aunt

What it is: Hot or cold chocolate with rum and whipped cream.
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What it is: Hot or cold chocolate with rum and whipped cream.

6. Falscher Hase = Fake Rabbit

What it is: Meat loaf with hard boiled eggs inside.
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What it is: Meat loaf with hard boiled eggs inside.

7. Hackepeter = Minced Meat Peter

What it is: Raw minced pork, usually spread on bread or bread rolls.
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What it is: Raw minced pork, usually spread on bread or bread rolls.

8. Wackelpeter = Wiggle Peter

What it is: Jello.
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What it is: Jello.

9. Leberkäse = Liver Cheese

What it is: Meat loaf made from corned beef, pork and bacon, baked to get a brown crust.
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What it is: Meat loaf made from corned beef, pork and bacon, baked to get a brown crust.

10. Handkäs mit Musik = Hand Cheese With Music

What it is: Sour milk cheese marinated with chopped onions and caraway.
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What it is: Sour milk cheese marinated with chopped onions and caraway.

11. Maultaschen = Mouth Bags

What it is: Pasta dumplings filled with meat.
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What it is: Pasta dumplings filled with meat.

12. Bienenstich = Bee Sting

What it is: Cake filled with cream and topped with crunchy almond-honey-butter caramel.
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What it is: Cake filled with cream and topped with crunchy almond-honey-butter caramel.

13. Himmel und Erde = Heaven And Earth

What it is: Black pudding, fried onions, mashed potatoes and apple sauce.
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What it is: Black pudding, fried onions, mashed potatoes and apple sauce.

14. Presskopf = Press Head

What it is: Terrine or meat jelly made from the meat of a calf or pig's head, often set in aspic.
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What it is: Terrine or meat jelly made from the meat of a calf or pig's head, often set in aspic.

15. Strammer Max = Sturdy / Upright Max

What it is: A slice of bread, sometimes fried in butter, covered with ham and fried egg.
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What it is: A slice of bread, sometimes fried in butter, covered with ham and fried egg.

16. Radler = Cyclist

What it is: Beer mixed with lemonade / soda.
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What it is: Beer mixed with lemonade / soda.

17. Arme Ritter = Poor Knights

What it is: French Toast.
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What it is: French Toast.

18. Schweineohren = Pig Ears

What it is: Puff pastry also known as "Palmiers" or "Elephant Ears".
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What it is: Puff pastry also known as "Palmiers" or "Elephant Ears".

19. Beamtenstippe = Civil Servant Dip

What it is: Ground meat sauce, usually served with boiled or mashed potatoes.
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What it is: Ground meat sauce, usually served with boiled or mashed potatoes.

20. Blaue Zipfel = Blue Tips / Penises

What it is: Boiled sour Bratwurst.
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What it is: Boiled sour Bratwurst.

21. Verlorene Eier = Lost Eggs

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What it is: Poached eggs OR eggs with mustard sauce.

22. Ofenschlupfer = Slip Into The Oven

What it is: Sweet bread bake OR sweet filled oven buns.
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What it is: Sweet bread bake OR sweet filled oven buns.

23. Pommes Schranke = Fries Barrier

What it is: Fries with ketchup and mayo.
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What it is: Fries with ketchup and mayo.

24. Seele = Soul

What it is: Baguette-shaped white bread made of spelt wheat, topped with caraway and coarse salt.
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What it is: Baguette-shaped white bread made of spelt wheat, topped with caraway and coarse salt.

25. Laubfrösche = Tree Frogs

What it is: Stuffed spinach, chard or savoy cabbage.
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What it is: Stuffed spinach, chard or savoy cabbage.

26. Studentenfutter = Student's Food

What it is: Trail mix.
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What it is: Trail mix.

27. Eisbein = Ice Leg

What it is: Ham hock.
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What it is: Ham hock.

28. Spaghetti-Eis = Spaghetti Ice Cream

What it is: Vanilla ice cream, strawberry sauce and grated white chocolate. You can find it everywhere in Germany, for example here.
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What it is: Vanilla ice cream, strawberry sauce and grated white chocolate. You can find it everywhere in Germany, for example here.

29. Muckefuck = ???

What it is: Coffee substitute.
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What it is: Coffee substitute.