18 Strange German Food Habits That Americans Will Never Understand

    Shock and awe.

    1. Porno Marshmallows

    James Kavanaugh

    Dirty Sanchez. Ed Powers. Super Dickmann's. Sounds like a porn producer more than a cookie, doesn't it? I pissed myself laughing the first time I saw these bad boys at REWE.

    2. Water Ain't Free

    3. Flavored beer

    4. Brotzeit is ForeverZeit

    5. Raw Pork Sandwiches

    6. Staying skinny with Kaffee und Kuchen

    7. Pickled Würste

    8. Eating Pizza With a Knife and Fork

    9. Mayo on French Fries

    10. Chip Flavors like "Cool American"

    James Kavanaugh

    What the $%&§ flavor is "Cool American"? Or how about "BBQ Rib"? Your snack industry is in desperate need of a branding expert.

    11. No ice in your drinks when you are in a restaurant.

    12. We Out the Fridge Now!

    13. Edelschimmel aka Luxurious Mold aka WTF.

    14. Oh-My-God-WTF-Is-That Salad

    15. Leftovers Are Not Really Your Own

    16. Asparagus Fetish

    James Kavanaugh

    In Germany, it's not just a delicious vegetable that makes your pee stink. Once a year, it is worshiped like a new pair of Yeezys. It is so beloved that someone actually spent the time to invent a huge machine that peels it! Unbelievable.

    17. Spreadable Pig Fat Is Cool

    18. Döner Is the Real National Dish of Deutschland