35 Times Germany Was So German It Had To Call The Police To Complain
When German language nailed it.
When German engineering met German language.
Whenever someone tells a joke.
When Germans defined "delay" differently.
When Germany showed what "wordception" means.
When a single letter made a huge difference.
When this makes every German sing a creepy song where you have to switch vowels.
When this was Breaking News.
When Germany was efficient AF.
When this is a totally acceptable proverb.
When Germans have a word for absolutely everything, no matter what you want to express.
A. WORD. FOR. ABSOLUTELY. EVERYTHING.
When Germans turned one of their national dishes into an energy drink.
When the German language somehow wasn't accurate anymore.
When the German Army really didn't want to be contacted through email.
When German kids went to school with this bus.
When Germans made this user manual for a toilet brush.
When they invented the most German way to express that they don't give a fuck.
When they even made a special German version of a toolbox.
When this is an acceptable way of eating ass in Germany.
When there's nothing more complicated than buying a fucking ticket.
When Germany had the best offer.
When this was a legit German meal.
When Germans cared about their trash a bit too much.
When Germans cared for their beer a bit too much.
When Germany created this kids' TV show.
When German children grew up with these bedtime stories.
When Germans build hedgehogs out of raw minced pork to eat them at any time of the day.
When German language decided it wanted to be a total mindfuck for everyone who wants to learn it.
When driving through Germany means ending up with these.
When Germany invented THIS MOTHERFUCKING LETTER.
When Germans start freaking out because of "Pfand".
When Germany did everything for you to not get hurt.
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