{"4104040":{"job_7":{"tone":"Informal","position":"7","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"ja","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"7\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7595550\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/not-microwave-safe?sub=4104040_7595550 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"20\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596939\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 People Who Are Never Allowed To Use A Microwave Again","lc_src":"en","type":"text","auto_approve":0,"body_src":"This person who read the instructions wrong:","use_preferred":1},"job_8":{"tone":"Informal","position":"8","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"ja","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"8\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7595988\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/not-microwave-safe?sub=4104040_7595988 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"21\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596957\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 People Who Are Never Allowed To Use A Microwave Again","lc_src":"en","type":"text","auto_approve":0,"body_src":"And of course, mom.","use_preferred":1},"job_4":{"tone":"Informal","position":"4","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"ja","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"4\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596045\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/not-microwave-safe?sub=4104040_7596045 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"19\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596869\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 People Who Are Never Allowed To Use A Microwave Again","lc_src":"en","type":"text","auto_approve":0,"body_src":"This girl who thought this was a good idea:","use_preferred":1},"job_13":{"tone":"Informal","position":"13","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"ja","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"13\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596338\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/not-microwave-safe?sub=4104040_7596338 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"13\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596338\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 People Who Are Never Allowed To Use A Microwave Again","lc_src":"en","type":"text","auto_approve":0,"body_src":"This person who heated up chicken wings for 10 minutes:","use_preferred":1},"job_18":{"tone":"Informal","position":"18","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"ja","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"18\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596852\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/not-microwave-safe?sub=4104040_7596852 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"22\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7597930\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 People Who Are Never Allowed To Use A Microwave Again","lc_src":"en","type":"text","auto_approve":0,"body_src":"This post was inspired by funkysammie — BuzzFeed <3's you!","use_preferred":1},"job_6":{"tone":"Informal","position":"6","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"ja","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"6\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7595225\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/not-microwave-safe?sub=4104040_7595225 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. Please take the time to look it over and understand the context of the translation, especially paying close attention to the images and how they relate to the text you are translating.\n\n\t\t\tIf you haven't already, review the style guide at http://goo.gl/WIiRzL to learn about the background for this project, and to view important notes on vocabulary and tone included.\n\n\t\t\tPlease feel free to reach out to Gengo's Projects Team (projects[at]gengo[dot]com if you have questions or suggestions about this content.\n\n\t\t\tThanks in advance!\n\n\t\t\tThe Buzzfeed team\n\n\t\t\t----\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t***[ Additional information ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t***[ Buzzfeed Internal Tracking Info ]***\n\n\t\t\t\t{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"6\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7595225\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n\n\n\t\t\t\t","slug":"19 People Who Are Never Allowed To Use A Microwave Again","lc_src":"en","type":"text","auto_approve":0,"body_src":"This gullible soul who believed the microwave could charge their phone:","use_preferred":1},"job_11":{"tone":"Informal","position":"11","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"ja","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4104040\",\n \"position\" : \"11\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"7596213\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: http://buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/not-microwave-safe?sub=4104040_7596213 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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もう二度と電子レンジを使うことが許されない19人

1. この子はカップ麺を電子レンジに

2. スナック菓子を袋のまま温めたお姉さん

3. お母さん、歯ブラシをチンしたみたい

4. 電子レンジで携帯は充電できないよ

5. かぼちゃを爆発させた人

6. この姉妹はパスタを新たなオブジェに

7. Tシャツ、早く乾くと思ったのに

8. ジャガイモ発火

9. ケーキ、岩石と化す

10. まるで鍾乳洞

11. 手羽を10分以上加熱の結果！

12. 誰だ？このたき火起こした人

13. 蛍光ペンを電子レンジで温めたら

14. プロテインシェイク解凍してみた

15. あれ？このボウルどうしたの？

16. なんかプラスチックの臭いがする

17. あれ？ブラジャー？

18. 加熱時間、本当は15秒のはずだったのに

19. お母さん、やっちゃったね

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