1. There was no room for scrubs in TLC’s inventory.
5. Mystikal encouraged you to dance, but beseeched you to exercise caution.
10. JT Money launched an investigation to find out who was attempting to infiltrate his crew.
11. Lauryn Hill wrote the breakup anthem of the millennium.
12. Chanté Moore rubbed her awesome relationship in your face.
HOT COOKIES TO YOU, CHANTÉ.
16. Missy Elliott was a bitch.
And she demanded to know why you were all in her grill.
17. Sisqo put in a formal request to see that thong-th-thong-thong-thong.
19. Jagged Edge wanted to get married.
So nice they had to ask you twice.
20. Next did too.
And they gave black America its wedding reception entrance song for years to come.
22. Will Smith took us to Miami.
(He also took us to the Wild, Wild West, but we’re still trying to forget that.)
23. Y’all made DMX lose his mind.
Up in there, up in there.
26. Beyoncé & ‘nem wanted you to say their names.
Can you even remember them all?