1. Facial Snow Shield
Via Canada, from 1939.
No, no, no, NO.
I like the idea behind it.
But, much like the show shields above, I foresee suffocation.
4. Bronze Lips
“…cover your lips with our goo…”
For you Overly Attached Girlfriends.
5. Car Dog Walker
Let’s move on to animal abuse.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
6. Running Board Dog Sack
15 seems such a random cutoff age…
8. Wooden Bathing Suits
For those who don’t float well.
10. Dimple Machine
Worked wonders, I’m sure.
25¢ starts you dying, too.
12. Entire Family Bike
…with a built-in sewing machine.
13. Solar Bath Apparatus
“Diseases of the head” is such a broad term.
15. Amphibious Bike
The look on the test subject’s face says it all.
15 vintage inventions that never caught on.
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