• 1. Dog restrainer

  • 2. Cigarette pack holder

  • 3. Robotic Gun Shooter

    Robot equipped with fast-draw invention shoots it out with live gunner.

  • 4. Yodel Meter

    A device that measures the pitch of a yodel.

  • 5. Flying Platform

  • 6. Beating Breasts

    Breasts with a ticking heartbeat! They were intended as a sleeping aid for very young children.

  • 7. Venetian Blind Sunglasses

    Kanye would call them “shutter shades,” and they actually did catch on. Whhhy?

  • 8. Baby Holder

    (Apparently they are ice skating too… what!?)

  • 9. External Turkey Roaster

    Why are you sticking your face so close to it?

  • 10. Baby Cage

    For when you want to hang your baby outside your window.

  • 11. Cigarette Holder Built For Two

    Nothing more romantic!

  • 12. Shower Hood

    To keep your makeup intact.

  • 13. T.V. Glasses

    Watch TV anywhere you go!

  • 14. Cup Bras

    Charles L. Langs poses with his strapless, backless, wireless, support-less bras. Obviously a man invented this.

  • 15. Finnish Portable Sauna