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Can You Pick The Most Expensive Bizarre Sex Toy?

At $129.99 (and even with an added egg insertion tool for $10), the Ovipositor, a dildo that ejaculates alien eggs into you, is not the priciest toy here!

Not the most expensive!

At $59.95, Teddy Love, the furry stuffed animal that vibrates all over, is not the most expensive toy here.

At $17.19, The Just-in Beaver Blow-Up Doll is actually pretty reasonably priced in comparison to the other toys on this list.

At $249, the Vajankle, made for people who have an ~affinity~ for feet, is the priciest toy here!

You found the most expensive toy!

At $179, the Auto Blow 2, a mechanical blow job simulator, is pricey — but not the priciest toy listed here.

At $175.30, the Concubine Masturbator (for fans of ~between-the-breasts~ action) is expensive, but there's an even pricier one hidden among these toys.

Though it isn't available for purchase anymore, Mr. Jack With a Moustache was listed at only $19.

At $59.95, the Fleshlight Alien Masturbator is among the more reasonably priced toys listed here.

At $159.97, the Pipedream Extreme Fuck My Face — which claims to give better blow jobs than an actual human — is pricey, but not the priciest.

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