You’re loud, brash, arrogant, and a little on the prideful side, but you’re also fiercely faithful to those who prove themselves to you, and you’re happiest when you’re in the company of the people you love. You have a sensitive side, but the world is your living room and you’ll throw somebody out of it if you have to.
You are ambitious, focused, and driven, but you’re not ALL business. When it’s time to have fun, you let it all hang out, occasionally finding yourself in odd situations (like getting your head caught in the brass bars of your new headboard). As important as success is to you, nothing is more important than your family or friends, and you’d do anything for them.
You’re independent, self-sufficient, and you refuse to settle for anything less than you deserve. While you wait to be swept off your feet, you concentrate on looking good and shaking the haters off. Keep at it and you’ll be in the lap of luxury in no tome. That’s what you keep telling yourself, at least.
You sip your 40-ounce through a straw because you are elegant, classy, and divine. You keep your circle small because you don’t have time for the drama. Beneath the prickly exterior is a kind soul, but only a few privileged people know that. This is your world, and everybody in it has Sheneneh fever.
You’re a genius but nobody knows it but you — a brain as sophisticated as yours operates on a plane unknown to most people. Though your friends may not really get you, they shower you with love and support, and navigating the world is easier knowing that they got your back. Don’t worry – that Rent ‘Em Spoons venture is sure to take off one day.
You have a big laugh, a poetic soul, and a job. You totally have a job. When you’re not at work, you’re either out romancing or getting into trouble with your best friends. Though you enjoy the finer things, you know that what really counts are the people you love. And your job. Which you definitely have.
You’re the original playa from the Himalayas, the mayor of debonair. You keep your game tight, dynamite, and outta sight. You’re tough on the outside, but you’ve got more tears than a white man’s got fears. You’d like nothing more than to settle down and have some kids that you can leave your gold teeth to when its your time to go. Until then, you gotta keep on pimpin’ on.
You like to keep things chill and go with the flow. You could swim against the current, but why do that when you can sit back with a good sammich and catch the latest episode of “All My Youngins?” While the rest of the world is lined up waiting to use the door, you’re going out the window and runnin’ with the slow bop down the highway of life.