There are some rap songs that just make you want to fight a fool in the face.
If a fight broke out in a club in the late '90s or early 2000s, there's a strong possibility that one of these songs was playing when it happened.
1. Lil Scrappy featuring Trillville, "Neva Eva"
Run around the motherfuckin' club! /
Run around the motherfuckin' club! /
Run around the motherfuckin' club! /
Run around the motherfuckin' club!
There's just something about this that really makes people want to run around the motherfuckin' club.
2. Crime Mob, "Knuck If You Buck"
So if a n***a come and run his mouth just like a hoe /
Punch em dead up in his nose /
And stomp his ass down to the flo'
Bad advice. This is bad advice.
3. Bonecrusher, "Never Scared"
If you don't like me when you see me, betta not say shit /
I'll choke yo ass out like Dre did that bitch /
You betta tell these pussies they ain't fuckin' wit no rookie /
I'm a Bankhead n***a, I'll take yo cookies
All your cookie are belong to us.
4. Three 6 Mafia, "Tear the Club Up"
Get buck, get wild /
Let's tear this house right down /
Let's tear the club up, thugs /
Let's do that stuff right now
Literally saying, "Hey guys, let's all mess this place up RIGHT NOW."
5. 8 Ball and MJG, "You Don't Want Drama"
Bust a n***a's head /
Smack a hoe /
Shoot the club up
Basic instructions for starting a club riot.
6. Three 6 Mafia, "Who Run It"
These bitches ain't runnin', shit but y'all mouth /
'Cause the first hater step, the first hater get tossed out
You're basically walking around looking for haters to toss out at this point.
7. Lil Jon, "Put Yo Hood Up"
Aye, check dis out I need all my real n***as and bitches /
To look around the muthafuckin' club /
If you see a n***a and he throwin' up a set and it aint yo' set /
Or it aint yo' click /
I want chall n***as to tell dem' n***as like dis /
I want you to get up in that muthafucka' face /
And do this shit:
Say "N***a fuck you!" /
"N***a fuck you!" /
"N***a fuck you!" /
"N***a fuck you!"
This song may as well be titled "How To Get Arrested With All Your Friends."
8. Lil' Jon, "Bia Bia"
Well represent yo shit, represent yo shit /
Say "fuck that clique!" Say "fuck that clique!" /
Well you scared (you scared), you scared (you scared) /
Stop actin' like a bitch you scared (you scared)
Three fights before you even get to the first verse.
9. Youngbloodz featuring Lil Jon, "Damn!"
Don't start no shit, it won't be no shit /
Don't start no shit, it won't be no shit
And now you're walking around hoping somebody starts some shit.
10. C-Murder, "Fuck Them Other N***s"
11. Lil Scrappy, "No Problems"
Hold em back, hold em back /
Man fuck that n***a /
Fuck that hold em back /
Gotta push that n***a /
Hold em back, hold em back /
Push that n***a /
Fuck that hold em back
More riot instructions.
12. Lil Scrappy featuring Lil Jon, "Head Bussa"
Tellin' stupid bros we throwin' bows and we ready /
Screamin' "swang shawty" to the boys that can't stand me
Surprise! Somebody's swinging.
13. TRU, "No Limit Soldiers"
Let's get ready to rumble, them n***as stumble /
Hit em with left blows /
Fuck it, got death blows /
Ready to go to war? Let's go!
No wars in the club, please.
14. Archie Eversole, "We Ready"
We ready /
We ready /
We ready /
For y'all
Nothing like a group chant of "we ready" to get everybody good and ready to throw some hands!
15. Pastor Troy, "No More Play In GA"
We ready! We ready! /
We ready! We ready! /
We ready! We ready! /
We ready! We ready!
Seriously. A refrain of "we ready" is almost guaranteed to end in a brawl.