Twitter Imagines Fox News’ Potential Punishments For The Mole

Fox told Mediaite today that they’ve rooted out the Fox News Mole; he/she only survived for one day.

Fox News mole sentenced to life as Fox Nation comment moderator.

— Ben Dimiero (@bendimiero) April 11, 2012

Source: @bendimiero

Mole explains he's an idea or something RT @daveweigel: BREAKING: Roger Ailes confronts mole, pulls off mole's monkey mask, sees OWN FACE

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) April 11, 2012

Source: @BenjySarlin

Anderson Cooper should host a show called Who Is The Fox News Mole. Anyone else remember this? youtube.com/watch?v=ih-VtZ… (Go to 0:40.)

— Nick Rizzo (@nickrizzo) April 11, 2012

Source: @nickrizzo

Bad cop: O'Reilly. Good cop: Shep Smith RT @BuzzFeedAndrew I don't even want to know what's happening to the Fox News mole right now.

— Christian Heinze (@GOP12) April 11, 2012

Source: @GOP12

BREAKING: Shepard Smith to narrate car chase of the Fox News Mole.

— Eric Kleefeld (@EricKleefeld) April 11, 2012

Source: @EricKleefeld

Mole to Ailes: "So what if you tracked me down? From every corner of News Corp, thousands will rise to take my place." #whackamole

— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) April 11, 2012

Source: @DylanByers

@BuzzFeedAndrew I imagine Karl Rove is waterboarding while O'Reilly prepares the "pinheads"

— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) April 11, 2012

Source: @AntDeRosa

Obviously the Fox News Mole will get a slot on Current, right?

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) April 11, 2012

Source: @daveweigel

Guaca-mole

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) April 11, 2012

Source: @nycsouthpaw