2. This person who’s gotten himself into a real pickle:
And needs to find a better way of communicating with his mom.
6. This person who’s having a spiritual crisis:
This is the greatest answer imaginable. CONCEPTUAL MEME.
10. This rebel without a cheese:
14. This person who thought they’d come up with a brilliant new heating method:
Glass plate on burner isn’t great, but pizza directly on burner is probably even worse.