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Celebrity Buzz Considering Facebook's reputation on privacy, this is delicious irony. Somebody found a glitch in the Facebook photo settings and used it to steal Mark Zuckerberg's private photos. There's nothing salacious, and I won't even make a crack about him choking his chicken (you'll see).
Culture Buzz Tasteless? Yes. Funny? Also yes. This is for worldwide chicken chain Nando's.
What’s that saying about owners and their pets? Chicken enthusiasts from across England gathered in Stoneleigh Warwickshire for the Poultry Club’s 2011 National Show.
Fourth generation '”fiddlist” Lisa Haley is actually a very talented musician. She also knows how to get all the chicks. Ehhh, ehh? (via youtube.com)
Science Buzz Well now that we've cleared that up. Wait, no. Just as confused as ever.
Culture Buzz You wanna play with your chicks? Cheep cheep cheep. D'awwww, baby chickens are so cute before they grow up into nuggets.
Music Buzz To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!
To get to the other side, right? Oh, but it means so much more. Mind blown.
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Americans overwhelmingly prefer white chicken meat to dark. What happens to those dark bits?
http://www.womansday.com/Articles/Food/Recipes/4-Chicken-...
Anything that's not from Chik-fil-A is probably kosher.
One man's noble pursuit of strapping a camera to a chicken's head. At least he didn't use hot glue. And keep an eye out for chicken crap at around the 3:30 mark.
Hm. I'm hungry now. Just a reminder of where chicken nuggets come from: Mechanically separated chicken! (Via.)
This monster of a cake is known as the dessert version of the Turduckin. I think my arteries just blew.
Deciding on what meat to put in your fried rice has never been this hard… The price difference worries me a little, to be honest.
So I knew that turtles were good at stacking, but apparently other animals do it too.
Welcome to the next level of weird pre-packaged eating mobility: Canned sandwiches! Of course, the Japanese have long been proponents of the canned burger; this is just the American take on the gross and seemingly unnecessary product. They come in three flavors and each can reads “Candy Surprise Inside,” in case you weren't already sold.
Doublicious all the way! a KFC Double-Down parody of Yosemitebear's 'Double Rainbow' video.
Culture Buzz The most amazing thing you'll see all week is just four simple steps away! It's already being hailed as the new Rickroll. How can that be, you ask? There's only one way to find out…
Don't play with your food, unless Colonel Sanders says so. Click through for more pictures.
Bunny bathtime is the new hot thing. All the bunnies are doing it…
It's a veritable “Breaking Bad” buffet. Okay, technically, these…
