POP QUIZ: Is This A Cat Licking Itself Or A Rotisserie Chicken?
Could go either way, to be honest.
Could go either way, to be honest.
Plus Kate Middleton being adorable, mind-reading headphones, and the bus ride from hell.
Warning: Don’t read this if you’re not ready to have your chicken nugget perception changed forever.
“There are certain things that have been used to put down black people — watermelon, fried chicken.” The chalk board ad has since been removed.
Slow-simmered meat in a thick delicious gravy of wine and beef. Your home is about to smell amazing.
What ever it takes to get more food.
The Food Network put out its annual Kwanzaa recipe section this week, and it’s making more than a few people uncomfortable.
All of these recipes have one step in common: Let someone else cook the chicken for you.
All joking aside, the “bacon-bound chicken wings” and “taters, baby” are delicious.
Internet communities like Reddit have called for a boycott of the pizza chain over anti-Obamacare comments made by CEO John Schnatter.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Also: nom nom nom nom nom.
Chicken is like a delicious Rorschach test. It can tell you a lot about yourself.
This couple gets cuter everyday. So eloquently put, and A+ for the joke at the end there Kristen!
Just in case the line is too long at Chick-Fil-A.
Domestic chicken used evolve, it’s super effective! The first known chicken to be born without an egg has surfaced in Sri Lanka.
DO NOT JUMP ONTO THE SUBWAY TRACKS. DO NOT JUMP ONTO THE SUBWAY TRACKS.
Considering Facebook’s reputation on privacy, this is delicious irony. Somebody found a glitch in the Facebook photo settings and used it to steal Mark Zuckerberg’s private photos. There’s nothing salacious, and I won’t even make a crack about him choking his chicken (you’ll see).
Tasteless? Yes. Funny? Also yes. This is for worldwide chicken chain Nando’s.
What’s that saying about owners and their pets? Chicken enthusiasts from across England gathered in Stoneleigh Warwickshire for the Poultry Club’s 2011 National Show.
Fourth generation ‘“fiddlist” Lisa Haley is actually a very talented musician. She also knows how to get all the chicks. Ehhh, ehh? (via youtube.com) Watch Video ›
Well now that we’ve cleared that up. Wait, no. Just as confused as ever.
You wanna play with your chicks? Cheep cheep cheep. D’awwww, baby chickens are so cute before they grow up into nuggets.
To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below! View List ›
To get to the other side, right? Oh, but it means so much more. Mind blown. View Image ›
Americans overwhelmingly prefer white chicken meat to dark. What happens to those dark bits?
Anything that’s not from Chik-fil-A is probably kosher.
Find me someone who doesn’t. Watch Video ›
One man’s noble pursuit of strapping a camera to a chicken’s head. At least he didn’t use hot glue. And keep an eye out for chicken crap at around the 3:30 mark. Watch Video ›
Hm. I’m hungry now. Just a reminder of where chicken nuggets come from: Mechanically separated chicken! (Via.) View Image ›
This monster of a cake is known as the dessert version of the Turduckin. I think my arteries just blew. Watch Video ›