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Congressman Declares Obamacare Is Less Popular Than Chlamydia

Texas Republican Rep. Steve Stockman compared Wednesday’s health care enrollment figures to Piers Morgan’s ratings, NFL attendance…and chlamydia.


Rep. Steve Stockman

@SteveWorks4You

About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.

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Rep. Steve Stockman

@SteveWorks4You

For every one person that signed up for Obamacare, four watched Piers Morgan last night (426K)

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Rep. Steve Stockman

@SteveWorks4You

More people went to a Jacksonville Jaguars game in October (143,109) than signed up for Obamacare nationwide (106,185)

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Rep. Steve Stockman

@SteveWorks4You

More people bought tickets to “Gigli” (around 500,000) than signed up for Obamacare (106,185)

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More people have attended the Gathering of the Juggalos (107,500+) than have signed up for Obamacare (106,185)

— SteveWorks4You (@Rep. Steve Stockman)

Rep. Steve Stockman

@SteveWorks4You

More people have attended the Gathering of the Juggalos (107,500+) than have signed up for Obamacare (106,185)

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Three times as many people signed up to win the AR-15 I was giving away than signed up for insurance on http://t.co/j25QEtMhIV .

— SteveWorks4You (@Rep. Steve Stockman)

Rep. Steve Stockman

@SteveWorks4You

Three times as many people signed up to win the AR-15 I was giving away than signed up for insurance on http://t.co/j25QEtMhIV .

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