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@BlackBerryIdeas Is The Best Tech Parody Account In A Loooonng Time

I mean at this point, some of these plans might be worth trying.

wireless dog.

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

omniscent track ball...

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

...THAT IS A ORB

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

trackball as big and powerful, like the Sun.

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

make ipjone a cuss word. illegalize it.

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

phone you can take with you. on a boat. on a trane.

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

nobody makes a blacker berry.

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

hmu if u need some crack. ur boi cooking some right now

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

how to delete tweet

— blackberry usa (@blackberryideas)

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