Why Recipes On Facebook Are More Useful Than Political Rants

Think twice before you start raging against Obama or Boehner online and just post a recipe instead.

No one likes angry political Facebook rants. They are useless.

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But everyone likes food.

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So instead of posting angry political rants, everyone should just post recipes. It would make the Internet more useful.

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For example: Arguing tax policy with Facebook friends is a useless thing to do.

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1. But a recipe for pepperoni pizza macaroni and cheese would be useful.

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Uninformed post-election analysis status updates: completely useless.

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Recipe for spinach prosciutto and mozzarella stuffed pork tenderloin: very useful.

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Writing out a lengthy paragraph to accompany an Onion article you didn’t realize was parody is not only useless, but dumb.

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2. But a recipe for chicken parmesean meatloaf muffins is useful and great.

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Wild government conspiracy theories: useless.

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3. Recipe for red velvet cheesecake cookies: useful.

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Decrying America’s descent into socialism might make you feel better, but it’s useless.

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4. But a recipe for oven-baked sweet potato fries could also make you feel better and it’s useful.

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However, if you’re going to post a political rant anyways, you can always make it useful by putting a recipe in the middle.

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5. Because not everyone appreciates your political opinions, but everyone appreciates onions sautéed in butter and stirred in garlic.

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6. Thanks!

P.S. Click on the link under the delicious food photos if you want to see the recipes.

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